Ugh

[Fuschia]

ThoUght the bSby was quiet till I caught him stirring the toilet with a fish slice. Yuk.

What awful thIngs have happened in your house?

[Otta]

Children.

[melbourne groover]

Not child related but reminds me of a factory visit in Romania where I noticed a woman cleaning fish in the toilet....hmmm needless to say I skipped lunch...

[ClareC]

My daughter just said to me "mummy sick" I looked up to see she had had vomited (a small amount) on the sofa - not unwell, just eaten lunch and bouncing around!!

Sooooo glad the sofa is leather!!!!

It will be many years before I risk upholstered !

[Belle]

potty training here so lots of horrible moments, including multiple poo in pants and trying to dispose of poo without landing on my mum's carpet (failed on that one), and yesterday whilst bare bottomed, he 'investigated' whilst he was in the act of pooing, then rubbed the results on his face UGH! and then said to my husband 'oh look i got poo on your arm too'. Just too, too many conversations about poo. Yesterday i answered the door to a guest with a potty full of poo, didn't even muster the energy to explain or apologise.

[Fuschia]

After twin 2 had discovered chocolate, she hit the wrong idea about the contents of twin 1's nappy snd managed to scoff a handful before I could stop her ...

[Belle]

ha ha! one to gross her out with when she's older!