What is going on at Heber tonight?

[Earl Aelfheah]

People are noisilly falling out onto the street p*ssed. Isn't it a primary school?

[northlondoner]

Gang activity.

[Fuschia]

There was a parents' disco

[ianr]

>There was a parents' disco

I blame the children.

[Huguenot]

Do the children not know what their parents are up to? What is society coming to?

[ibilly99]

A galaltic worm-hole is opening up where a tardis like zombie bendy bus will transport you to eleysium for the bargain standard fare of ?1.30. Must find my oyster and run over.

[ianr]

>a tardis like zombie bendy bus will transport you to eleysium for the bargain standard fare of ?1.30.

Is this a centenary C21st version of the Celestial Omnibus? I expect it'll be full of all the "Famous People Seen In East Dulwich".

[ibilly99]

who inhabit parallel Iceland / Waitrose continuums and James Barber is some sort of benign Timelord

[Earl Aelfheah]

Were you at the Heber 'disco' last night. Clearly not only alcohol being consumed.

[Earl Aelfheah]

I must admit, the fact that it was a 'disco' does imply some sort of inter-dimensional / time travel - if not between ED and Eleysium, then at least between the present day and say, 1976.

There was a load of shaving foam sprayed around outside. Prehaps some kind of Gillette / Neutrino cocktail fuels said bendy time bus?

[PipD]

the children were all down the pub.

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Do the children not know what their parents are up

> to? What is society coming to?