Why is there a table chained to a lamppost in Lordship Lane?

[ibilly99]

Why not table a motion with your MP - if the chair allows it of course. If were lucky might even be discussed in cabinet. Whatever happens it should be a big drawer.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

There is no place for levity on this thread. The twins have passed on. The tables are no more. They have ceased to be. They've expired and gone to meet their maker.

I am bereft.

[bobthebuilder]

The table has resurfaced outside North Dulwich station. It gets around a bit.

[Sue]

They're clones.

This is the beginning of the end.

The tables have a cunning plan to take over the world. It's like something out of a John Wyndham book.

[Salsaboy]

You're never alone with a clone.

[Earl Aelfheah]

Prehaps it was the lampost chained to the table (see the thread on missing lamposts).