What type of animal is a faux?

[Muttley]

> No, faux is just what a posh git calls a fox

You'll find faux all around the streets of East Dulwich, they leave signs of their cr*p everywhere and generally cause a nuisance. Oh hang on, sorry, that's fauxtons.

[AnotherPaul]

Is it a young horse?

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

Its a type of mink

[Domitianus]

I don't know if it will help folk to identify it but it appears to have buckles on it. Does anyone know of a grey-furred animal with buckles? There can't be that many.

[atila the gooner]

fauxed if I know

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

That would be the lesser spotted bobby shaftoe faux

[karter]

Domi, is xg a faux?

[East Dulwich Angst]

I'm pretty sure I've seen it moving around amongst the leaves & fauxliage

[Michael Palaeologus]

Perhaps Mockney P and the ED Snappers could stake out Goose Green to .... wait for it ......

...... Fauxtograph the wee beastie?

[Domitianus]

But how would we know that any snapshot isn't a fauxgery?

[Michael Palaeologus]

That challenge would be fauxmidable; but with fauxtitude it would be possible through the use of fauxrensic science.