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I was walking my little Penelope to James Allen's prep school (fantastic school I really do rate it) via the Greendale playing fields when a man jumped out from behind one of the bushes and gave us both quite a start, I picked up Penelope and tried to shoo the man off. It was all rather alarming and he was dancing around licking his lips, he was very nimble and was able to spring back and forth like a slinky in a tumble dryer. He was wearing a pair of tights that were ripped and a red anorak and nothing else. He then tried to give me a damp A4 sized bit of paper with a picture of the Queen and said "happy wedding", I didn't take it and he placed it on the floor and then immediately tried to grab Penelope so I smacked his cheek and told him to go away and he sprinted off doing a little giggle.


This happened 5 years ago and I haven't seen him since.


Have a happy day.

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