maxxi Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Moos Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> If food is the new sex, what are ready meals?Like sex with an ugly man/woman... something you only consider after too much to drink and then no matter how attractive drink makes it appear it always disappoints and leaves one feeling rather sordid and with a nasty taste in ones mouth. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469763 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 What a superficial oaf you are maxxi. Ugly?? Putting some labels on yourself there sir.I'd have likened it to sex with a tory: dirty and wrong, a sound thrashing the MSG of the physical act of love. For those few, sweet, heady seconds, you believe yourself equals, there's nothing so very, very wrong with it really. And after all, no one need ever know. But then, after the after-glow comes the realisation that you have debased yourself for the hydrogenated fat and massive salt intake of a moussaka that isn't even authentic (where are the bloody aubergines?) And you need to shower and brush your teeth. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 SOoooooo that's ready meals "off the menu" then.* ahem *N:-S Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Oh no, just hide them in your basket under a copy of the Telegraph. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469790 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Telegraph ?* keels over *I'm about to jug some cornish kippers, are they a "ready meal" I wonder ?Nette(?) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469795 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 A fish supper? Always. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 What? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Do 3 minute noodles count? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 Nah man, they is way too classy innit. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 bagpuss78 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Do 3 minute noodles count?What flavour ?Anyway otta's looking for meals not stoners food. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 RosieH Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> What a superficial oaf you are maxxi. Ugly??> Putting some labels on yourself there sir.> > I'd have likened it to sex with a tory: dirty and> wrong, a sound thrashing the MSG of the physical> act of love. For those few, sweet, heady seconds,> you believe yourself equals, there's nothing so> very, very wrong with it really. And after all, no> one need ever know. > > But then, after the after-glow comes the> realisation that you have debased yourself for the> hydrogenated fat and massive salt intake of a> moussaka that isn't even authentic (where are the> bloody aubergines?) And you need to shower and> brush your teeth.Oh there's all kinds of ugly RosieH. The ugliness of dismissing a person purely for their political persuasion perhaps? This could possibly be a thread on its own - would you rather sleep with someone you found deeply unattractive or someone whose personal political beliefs were opposed to your own? As for labelling myself, yes I remember the times I have been viewed as a half-eaten 'Happy Shopper Lasagne' on the morning after but that really is the point isn't it? When one has a bad enough itch thenappearance and politics are brushed aside in the name of a good scratch. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Well that'll learn me to abjure the use of a punctuation face. Was an attempt at humour. I actually find tories to be more skilful than their lentil-munching labour counterparts with a riding crop and a pair of galoshes. It does present me with a terrible dichotomy, to be sure. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Maxxi, don't be so tough on yourself thefe, you are way more a cottage pie than a bit of lasagne.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 RosieH mea culpa.But I too have found myself bewitched by someone who later turns out to have the ideology of a facist tortoise and you raise an interesting problem with which to wrangle. A 'skilled' tory or a lazy socialist idealist? (I was going to add or a boring neither-one-or-the-other LibDem but that would be predictably unfair and as a result of the coalition I'd like to think they've learned a few tricks).Frankito I notice you don't quibble about my brand being 'Happy Shopper' whatever the dish itself. But maybe I am more on-trend than I thought...http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTewuIQv67DRsgrhGyWM68ov3YEL1sRk5-tMuWHrXjcB-LbjO1AFvSyxBHSzw Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Hoxton is so over Dalston is where it's at, whatever "it" is Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 I love a bit of Happy Shopper me; trumps Waitrose every time therefore I salute ye! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Well I suppose they have a unique take on the issue...http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqoq8-2PAEKJ7FXq4fM18rk1QMI7jNO-1g7HxxIpXJbWCrqXq_ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-469920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Let me guess your lunch tomorrow Otta.* rubs crystal ball *Ham in 50/50 rolls Nette(?) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19231-what-are-your-favourite-ready-meals/page/3/#findComment-470222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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