DinkyToy Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Hat-tip to Max Farquar..A new season of Premiership Football is about to kick off, the new series of X Factor is currently being recorded in readiness for it?s usual 3 month run up until Christmas. Eastenders continues it?s relentless broadcast of BBC propaganda and the benefit cheques arrive in their millions ? unabated, despite the government promising otherwise.So that?s 90% of the UK population happy with their lot then. Another 5% are happy with their lot because the aforementioned 90% are happy with their lot ? by design ? whether they voted for them or not, another 4% are just happy because their drug habit cons them into thinking that they are, which leaves the final 1% screaming ? in attempt to inform the 90% that they need to wake up and smell the coffee.But, will they ever listen?In fact, do they even want to listen?I?m beginning to wonder because history tells us that this has been going for some little while:?Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions ? everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses?Juvenal ? 100 A.D.I don?t know what the answer is but I do know for certain that I?m definitely in the 1% that will continue to shout as loud as I can until an officer of the, soon to be formed, European Union Police Force rolls up with a 4?4 and takes me off for re-education.Meanwhile, I?m off to grab the biggest tub of popcorn I can afford so that I can watch the continuing battery of hysteria surrounding the American downgrade from AAA to a Duracell AA ? amidst rumours that the USA will also be downgraded from a Super Power to a Wind Power and Barack Obama from President of the USA to a ?jug eared half Kenyan half wit? with a teleprompter addiction.Incidentally, nothing on the current economic meltdown (Euro, Dollar or otherwise) from Cameron, Osbourne, Miliband Minor, Balls, et al ? I guess they?re all on holiday ? burying their heads on a sandy beach somewhere.Oh well, happy days.X Factor starts soon... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18859-if-youre-happy-and-you-know-it/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhampam Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 All that at 3.57. Do you feel better now Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18859-if-youre-happy-and-you-know-it/#findComment-461800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDeliah Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Lol. I like your post.I am ready to head for the hills, big changes are on their way! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18859-if-youre-happy-and-you-know-it/#findComment-461802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Oooooo...X-Factor * wonders; is global meltdown a new simon cowell show *N:-S Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18859-if-youre-happy-and-you-know-it/#findComment-462052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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