Alex Curran

[Alan Dale]

http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/20060813/2154/england-wag-alex-curran-arrest-on-suspicion-of-assault/

Within this dross is a post from a girl in Maghull who claims that Alex Curran slept with a bouncer called Pancake behind Steven Gerrard's back. Apparently Pancake has got nude pics of Curran in the bath.

Anyone heard this before?

Is that why Everton fans sing 'the baby's not yours' to Steven Gerrard?

[peckhamboy]

  Quote

laura your as much of a swet as alex she did bottle her knob ed i no caramel an rochelle were they got michelle from i dont no, and she is a smelly slag and she did get f*!@* by pancake hes got pictures of her naked in the bath, for some 1 from maghull like are selves she lets us fortunate ones down hahahaha

How on earth did you find this Alan? Is anyone supposed to take that seriously? It sounds like Vikki Pollard!

[Jah Lush]

Leave it. He's not worth it. La!

[Incitatus]

This story did the rounds early last season.

Yes that is the reason for the Everton chant.

Story goes that Stevie was the last to find out; it was left to bessie mate Carra to enlighten him.

Stevie's badass personnel security, who is 'the man' on Merseyside paid Pancake a little visit and convinced him to shelve plans to sell the pics and relocate out of town. There is also meant to be a little film of a very refreshed Alex pleasuring pancake in a club toilet.

The best part is that Pancake is so called because due to his temper 'he flips so easily'.

[JesusCappuccino]

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[snorky]

Ive stumbled into popbitch without knowing it.

[mockney piers]

Ha ha ha.

I can't believe I just sullied 2 minutes of my life flicking through those comments.

Assuming it's not the script of a new comedy show, it has to be the most depressing reading ZOMFG U Cnt be rel, tracy done it with pancake he fuked carla the to bit hor?

Sorry, I had a comma in there, whoops.

This nation is doomed.

[Ant]

I'm reading Riddley Walker at the moment but I haven't got to these chapters yet. Please don't spoil the ending for me.

[Alan Dale]

I love the reason for Pancake's name. Thanks Incitatus.

I've heard them sing 'What's that cumming over your bird, is it a gangster, is it a gangster' to the tune by the Automatic.

Is Pancake also a gangster or is that a reference to another of Ms Curran's indiscretions?

[spadetownboy]

who really gives a fcuk.

[Alan Dale]

Metaphorically speaking then I guess it's Steven Gerrard?

Literally then I guess it's Pancake and Alex.

[snorky]

maybe its a reference to the awful womans preferred make up style

[fatfightersforever]

fragrant alex has just launched her own scent....zzzz wonder wht it smells of? can't be worse than smelling like jade goody....

[Alan Dale]

Jif lemon and sugar..

[*Bob*]

Blue Nun and Nonoxyl-9

[Ladygooner]

This is what you get when you Google "Pancake Liverpool"! Apologies its a slow afternoon at work!

"Apparently Steve Gerrard's missus has been hanging around with the head

of a group of Liverpool Bouncers, called "Pancake".

News is that Pancake has been supplying her with coke and slottin' her

one on the side.

Gerrard went to the Editor of the Daily Mirror to beg them not to print

the pictures they have of his missus snorting and they agreed to hold

off on them as it would ruin his career.

Gerrard is meant to have kicked her out and has ordered a

DNA test for his second child as he believes that it isn't his.!