red devil Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 *Bob*, be careful, before you know it you''ll be into Scat, or as the Kooky Kats (Orpington based collective) like to call it, Hot Shit... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Yeah but they ain't real Orpington from the first press. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Chad Gilbney of Catch Up magazine says of Chimneypots and Semibreves:Picking-up where Bach's Well-Tempered Clavier left-off, Chimney Pots features 31 exploratory keyboard pieces, each in a different key - with one for each junction around the M25. From the easy swing of 'Cobham Shuffle' to the tricksy faux-stride of 'PottersBar-1-2-3!', this is a journey like no other. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 *Bob*, are you growing a beard for the Autumn Tour? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Yes. An anal beard. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 So you only grow it once a year then. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 That's right. I start my Jazz Beard around Christmas so as to achieve optimum bushiness in time for the Autumn Tour. When the tour is up, I then shave - leaving the area around the ring to lie fallow before the new season's growth. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Ted Max Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I'm giving that a special "post solo" murmur of> applause *Bob*.See, Ted understands the jazz manners I mentioned earlier. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 It was a vituoso moment of vibrophone magic. well worth the ripple of appluase Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Have you seen the lady with the air piano, a sort of modern take on the theramin?I read an interview with her where she made it sound really cool, and then watched the video on youtube.I wanted to like it, I really did, but oh deary me, what a load of cock. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 This lady? As a spectator event it's right up there with watching someone doing the ironing, only with worse sound. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Actually, that lady seems to have quite hairy arms. But I expect the device is the same? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Actually, that lady seems to have quite hairy> arms....and she's listening to the cricket Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 And... key change. D flat. And... take a solo. This could take a while. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianr Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Photoshop?! The cheek. Aw man. No wonder. You ain't never gonna swing if you is ashamed of your instrument. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 The artist formally known as *Bob* wishes to announce that full-blown Jazz exposure has occurred and, while he finishes his jazz ciggy, he is to be known as *BeBob*. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 That's a bit harsh mockers, there waas real insight in that... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Ian! No-one likes a sneak.Maxxi, *Be-Bob* better be careful. One slip and he could turn into *BeBobALooLaaShe'sMyBaby*, and that's a whole other jive. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460822 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 ianr Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> *Bob* Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Photoshop?! The cheek. > > Aw man. No wonder. You ain't never gonna swing> if you is ashamed of your instrument.Aw, applesauce, man! You two squares are all balled up. You're all wet on this one. Ain'tch'all used Photoshop to crop a screenshot? Now scram. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgley Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Listening to Jazz can be very relaxing, on a Sunday afternoon a bit of Miles Davis (tu) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianr Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Moos Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Ian! No-one likes a sneak.> > Maxxi, *Be-Bob* better be careful. One slip and> he could turn into *BeBobALooLaaShe'sMyBaby*, and> that's a whole other jive.Just don't ask *BeBob* if he swings. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-460978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 73*allowed after leaving more than enough time for LM, AM etc to poach* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-461371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 You bast*rd Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-461422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Alan Medic Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> You bast*rdAccepted and acknowledged.*Plays new Brubeck arrangement "Take Seventy Three" on sousaphone* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/3/#findComment-461439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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