Otta Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 So your child is in to trad jazz mockney? Whilst not totally excusable, it could be a damned sight worse.Just watch he doesn't move to the hard stuff! Hopefully it's just a phase. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (Sorry Moos)But surely.... Trad jazz > the 'other' kinds that are REALLY irritating?The Mocklet = B) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 My tolerance for this joke these days > my tolerance for it a few weeks ago.Katienumbers = :)-D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Otta Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> So your child is in to trad jazz mockney?Not necessarily... "the plinky plonky stuff" could encompass your modern jazz, free jazz, avant-garde, styles.I believe the "slap bass/naff synth/wanky utterance" stuff Mockney was referring to would fall into the "fusion" bracket... as peddled by the rather irritating Courtney Pine, or even Miles Davis in his later career. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 So what you're saying is that there's both 'good jazz' and 'bad jazz'?How can you tell which is which? Can you tell by the cover? I liked the look of this one (two brightly coloured parrots accompanied by the word 'jazz'? Count me in.)But then when I started listening it was just a load of jazz. Still, it's the first time I've read YouTube comments and more or less agreed with them. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 It's all tosh... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Sorry Moos, but KNumbers is correct. Anything up to 1947 is cool, after that ... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
binary_star Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Help...Sure :DI'm listening to jazzYou're on your own. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Why is everyone Sorry Moosing me these days? Is it cos I admitted to not reading the Guardian? I'll get that Strafer. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Moos, 'Sorry Moosing' is the new 'You couldn't make it up' amongst us sharp-nosed media types with the trilby/fedora with the 'PRESS' card sticking out of the hatband.And I'm not even lying. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 Complete the following in no more than ten words:Jazz is ..........................................................(Otta: no more than one word) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 ...as Jazz does. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 Nice. I'm going to go with:Jazz is... wham-bam jikka-jikka rat-a-tat-tat POW! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Er...that's 11 words. Unless you meant 'up to 10 words' after 'Jazz is...'. In which case, you could add an extra POW! If you wanted to, that is. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Complete the following in no more than ten words:> > Jazz is> ..................................................> ........> > > (Otta: no more than one word)Jazz is a barber on Lordship Lane ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Think you could get away with dropping that second 'tat', Bob. Just trying to help.*blows airy kiss to Honaloochie* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 ...usually found, damp, in woods or railway sidings. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Is this a jazz fusion thread now? Mockers appears to be stirring in the Mosquitos thread, and possibly a crime drama thread. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Moos Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Think you could get away with dropping that second> 'tat', Bob. Just trying to help.> > *blows airy kiss to Honaloochie**finds self utterly jazzed at Moos gesture* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 katie1997 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Er...that's 11 words. > > Unless you meant 'up to 10 words' after 'Jazz> is...'. In which case, you could add an extra> POW! If you wanted to, that is.It was close enough.. for jazz. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Moos Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Think you could get away with dropping that second> 'tat', Bob. Just trying to help.I'm sorry Moos, but I've looked into it and - if you look at the score of Chingford Blues - I think you'll find that I'm right on this one. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I'm giving that a special "post solo" murmur of applause *Bob*. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Me, I like the jazzzz. It's like bathing in marbles. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Ladiesngennlmn, *Bob* on alto PhotoShop... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Photoshop?! The cheek. I should say that 'Chingford Dreams' will be released on the Brown Note label in early Autumn: part of a experimental collection of songs composed entirely on the M25 and entitled Chimney Pots and Semibreves. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/18769-help-im-listening-to-jazz/page/2/#findComment-460520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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