SCATTERGORIES

[Keef]

Got this as an email and it killed a few minutes, so thought I'd put it on here.

Use the 1st letter of your name (or username) to answer each of the following....they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Your Name: Keef

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Keith (Keef) Richards (what a guy)

4 letter word: Knob

Vehicle: KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand)

TV SHOW: Knight Rider (2 answers from one 80's programme, result!)

City/Town: Kiev (Ukraine)

Boy Name: Kenny

Girl Name: Kathy

Occupation: Kitchenhand

Something you wear: Knitwear

Celebrity: Kate Nash

Food: Kiwi Fruit

Something found in a kitchen: Knife

Reason for Being Late: Killed an annoying school kid on the bus and was arrested!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Your Name: Sean

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Spiders From Mars

4 letter word: Scum

Vehicle: Seat on the bus

TV SHOW: Series 1-3 of The Wire (ahem)

City/Town: San Francisco

Boy Name: Sergio

Girl Name: Suzanne

Occupation: Slave (to the man)

Something you wear: Suits

Celebrity: Sienna Miller

Food: Stew

Something found in a kitchen: Soap

Reason for Being Late: Slept in

[Ant]

Your Name: Ant

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Annie Lennox

4 letter word: Argh!

Vehicle: Articulated lorry

TV SHOW: Art Attack!

City/Town: Annaheim

Boy Name: Andrew

Girl Name: Audrey

Occupation: Artist

Something you wear: Anorak

Celebrity: Andre Agassi

Food: Apple

Something found in a kitchen: Anchovies (tinned)

Reason for Being Late: A giant talking bee flew in through my window and held me hostage while quoting Nietzsche at me. I couldn't understand what he wanted, and pleading with him didn't seem to work, so in the end I had to resort to dulling his senses through exposure to daytime TV. Once he was sufficiently drowsy I encased him in amber and made good my escape.

[mockney piers]

Your Name: Mockney Piers

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Modest Mouse

4 letter word: Muff

Vehicle: Mr Spoon's Moon Rocket

TV SHOW: Manimal

City/Town: Madrid

Boy Name: Miguel

Girl Name: Ma?r?ad

Occupation: Management Consultant (eek)

Something you wear: Mittens

Celebrity: Minnie Driver

Food: Meat!!!

Something found in a kitchen: Masher

Reason for Being Late: My dog ate my homework

[dulwichmum]

Your name: Dulwichmum

4 letter word: Dork

Vehicle: Digger

TV Show: Dallas

City: Dublin (clearly)

Boys Name: Damian

Girls Name: Delilah

Occupation: Dentist

Something you wear: Daps (Welsh name for plimsoles)

Celebrity: Dustin Hoffman

Food: Dates

Something found in a kitchen: Draining board

Reason for being late: Death

Something found in the kitchen: Dates

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

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> Your Name: Peckhamgatecrasher

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> Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Pretenders

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> 4 letter word: Putt

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> Vehicle: Peugot

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> TV SHOW: Playschool (through the round window)

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> City/Town: Preston

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> Boy Name: Peregrine

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> Girl Name: Phoebe

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> Occupation: Playdoh Tester

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> Something you wear: Pants

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> Celebrity: Pans People

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> Food: Pain au chocolat

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> Something found in a kitchen: Pots and pans

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> Reason for Being Late: Prie Dieu left at top of stairs, I fell down and broke my crown. Honest m'lud.

[Jah Lush]

Your Name: Jah

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Jeff Beck

4 letter word: Jizz

Vehicle: Jeep

TV SHOW: Jeeves & Wooster

City/Town: Jarrow

Boy Name: John

Girl Name: Janie

Occupation: Journalist

Something you wear: Jeans

Celebrity: Joan Collins

Food: Jerk chicken

Something found in a kitchen: Jam

Reason for Being Late: Jousting participants collapsed apparently dead in the middle of the road causing a traffic jam.

[Keef]

I'm loving the 4 letter words and the excuses!

[SimonM]

Your Name: Simon

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Sinatra

4 letter word: slob

Vehicle: Smart

TV SHOW: Sopranos

City/Town: Sheffield

Boy Name: Stanislaus

Girl Name: Sigourney

Occupation: Stayin' Home ;-)

Something you wear: sweats

Celebrity: Stephen Fry

Food: sachertorte

Something found in a kitchen: Shaved parmesan

Reason for Being Late: sent in resignation letter

[mightyroar]

Have taken on the challenge to make mine different from Mockneys..

Your Name: Mightyroar

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Mick Jagger

4 letter word: Moob (man boob)

Vehicle: Moped

TV SHOW: Mr and Mrs

City/Town: Manchester

Boy Name: Micky

Girl Name: Michelle

Occupation: Mince pie maker

Something you wear: Muff

Celebrity: Myleene Klass

Food: Mozarella

Something found in a kitchen: Mincer

Reason for Being Late: My alarm didnt go off

[Keef]

mightyroar Wrote:

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> Something you wear: Muff

Huh? :-S

Please tell me there is another meaning here! >:D<

[Fear 'n boozin]

Your Name: Matt

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Magnum (Jeff)

4 letter word: Muse

Vehicle: Motor boat

TV SHOW: Magnum PI

City/Town: Memphis

Boy Name: Marmaduke

Girl Name: Millicent

Occupation: Masseuse

Something you wear: Mink

Celebrity: Melinda Messenger

Food: Meringue

Something found in a kitchen: Ms Scarlet, with the lead piping.

Reason for Being Late: Malevolence

[TillieTrotter]

Your Name: TillieTrotter

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Terence Trent D'Arby

4 letter word: TWAT (TAWT - annagram of!)

> Vehicle: Testerosa

> TV SHOW: The Tudors

> City/Town: Tonbridge

> Boy Name: Tony

> Girl Name: Tracey

> Occupation: Truck Driver

> Something you wear: Tights

> Celebrity: Tommy Steele

> Food: Toast

> Something found in a kitchen: Toaster

> Reason for Being Late: The black plague

[TillieTrotter]

Re. Muff, you remember the victorian pictures of ladies with their hands in a furry sort of erm, glove type thingy, hanging from a string around their neck?

No! Well I think that is why the Muff you are thinking of was called a muff!

[Bellenden Belle]

our Name: Bellenden Belle

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Barbara Streisand (the one and only)

4 letter word: Bath

Vehicle: Bus

TV SHOW: Bagpuss

City/Town: Bournemouth

Boy Name: Bob

Girl Name: Belinda

Occupation: Butcher

Something you wear: Bolero jacket

Celebrity: Britney Spears

Food: Bangers and mash

Something found in a kitchen: Breadknife

Reason for Being Late: Bumped into Britney Spears in Bournemouth, made her drop the breadknife, and felt she was in desperate need of bangers and mash.

[Keef]

Tillie, thank you for teaching me about muff! ::o

[citizenED]

Your Name: citizen

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: cure

4 letter word: cu next tuesday

Vehicle: KITT cooper (mini)

TV SHOW: celebrity death match

City/Town: coventry

Boy Name: cuthbert

Girl Name: celine

Occupation: courier

Something you wear: collar and cuffs

Celebrity: Cameron (Diaz not David;-))

Food: CAKES

Something found in a kitchen: custard

Reason for Being Late: cure for hangover not where it should have been.

[Nero]

Your Name: Nero

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Nolans

4 letter word: Nobs

Vehicle: Nissan Micra

TV SHOW: Neighbours

City/Town: Nagasaki

Boy Name: Nigel

Girl Name: Nora

Occupation: Newsreader

Something you wear: Nylons

Celebrity: Nancy Lam

Food: Nuts

Something found in a kitchen: Nice fings

Reason for Being Late: Never heard alarm go off

[TillieTrotter]

No probs Keef>:D<

Learn something new everyday doncha!

[lozzyloz]

Your Name: Lozzyloz

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: LTJ Bukem

4 letter word: Lard

Vehicle: Lambo

TV SHOW: Lost in Space

City/Town: London

Boy Name: Luca

Girl Name: Luchia

Occupation: Lavatorial Janitor

Something you wear: Lederhosen

Celebrity: Lord Lucan

Food: Lentils

Something found in a kitchen: Laser guided Salami slicer

Reason for Being Late: Lost in Space

[georgia]

Your Name: Georgia

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Go West :-S

4 letter word: Gosh

Vehicle: Go-kart

TV SHOW: Gimme Gimme Gimme

City/Town: Gloucester

Boy Name: Gary

Girl Name: Gillian

Occupation: Gardener

Something you wear: G-string

Celebrity: Graham Norton

Food: Grapes

Something found in a kitchen: Gin

Reason for Being Late: Gruesome hangover

[KJ]

A great board game, especially after a few drinks. Gets very competitive.....

Your Name: KJ

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Kings of Leon

4 letter word: Kite (For the Benefit of Mr.)

Vehicle: Ka

TV Show: Kasualty

City/Town: Kansas City

Boy Name: Kevin

Girl Name: Kate

Occupation: Knight

Something you wear: Knickers

Celebrity: K Fed

Food: Ketchup

Something found in a kitchen: "Kiss the Cook" apron

Reason for Being Late: KY jelly incident....

[lozzyloz]

Reason for Being Late: KY jelly incident....

Makes a right mess of your muff!!

[Brendan]

Your Name: Brendan

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Bert Bacharach

4 letter word: Boob

Vehicle: Batmobile

TV SHOW: Bottom

City/Town: Benoni

Boy Name: Bartholomew

Girl Name: Belinda

Occupation: Big boss man

Something you wear: Bright blue Burberry braces

Celebrity: Bert (of Bert and Ernie fame)

Food: Biltong

Something found in a kitchen: Beer

Reason for Being Late: Broke the sound barrier and over-shot the office by 300 miles.

[Annasfield]

Your Name: Anna

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Arctic Monkeys

4 letter word: Arse

Vehicle: Aston Martin DBS (nice!!!)

TV SHOW: Anfield tonight

City/Town: Anfield

Boy Name: Aaron

Girl Name: Amelie

Occupation: Airline pilot

Something you wear: Accessories

Celebrity: Agger, Daniel

Food: Avocado

Something found in a kitchen: Anna (me an ex-chef)

Reason for Being Late: An anaconda was in my hallway