Thread consisting entirely of song lyrics

[Jah Lush]

When people stared at Jagger's eyes and scored

[snorky]

Libraries gave us power

[mockney piers]

and so I checked all the registered historical facts

[snorky]

There more to life than books you know

But not much more

[mockney piers]

I'll paint the words a simple wish

For peace of mind and happiness

[snorky]

Hes got degrees in Economics, Masonics and Bionics

[Jeremy]

and it may be the whiskey talking,

but the whiskey says I miss you everyday

[Keef]

doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? :-S

[atila the gooner]

I'm sorry son but we don't stock party gimmicks in this shop

try the house of fun

it's quicker if you run

this a chemist not a joke shop!!!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

You owe me five farthings

ed: spelling

[atila the gooner]

I want it all and I want it now!!!

[Jeremy]

Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground!

[atila the gooner]

Said the joint was rocking, going round and round.

[Brendan]

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

[scor46]

You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a blue toothbrush

[atila the gooner]

They call me mellow yellow, quite rightly!!

[atila the gooner]

Monday I've got Friday on mind

[Brendan]

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I dont love jesus

Its that kind of mornin

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Meet me on the corner when the lights are going on and I'll be there, I promise I'll be there

[snorky]

I?ve got a bike - You can ride it if you like

[char1ie]

Walking in the neon - the lonely galaxy

[Brendan]

Planet Earth is blue

And there's nothing I can do

[atila the gooner]

Lights goin' out and a kick the balls, I say that's entertainment

[SeanMacGabhann]

Mockers doing well with the Morrisey lines - beginning to sound like Sean Hughes in Sean's Show

Atila is not only a Gooner but clearly a Bowie fan as well - score

"you get older, you get scared, but you get no wiser"

"he only had blanks lines to say

But he said them in a witty and stylish way"

[Keef]

Wine is fine but whiskeys quicker, suicide is slow with liquor.

Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shit faced.