Thread consisting entirely of song lyrics

[Mark]

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch

[Keef]

The people sipped their wine, and what with God there, they asked him questions.

Like: do you have to eat, or get your hair cut in heaven?

And if your eye got poked out in this life, would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?

[atila the gooner]

There's a new sensation,

A fabulous creation,

a danceable solution,

to teenage revolution

[Ultraconsultancy]

but me and you, we know better

it's only propaganda

we're leading wonderful lives

[atila the gooner]

She said the man in gaberdine suit was a spy,

I said be careful his bow tie is really a camera

[Jah Lush]

I'm sorry about all your friends

I hope they'll speak to me again

I said before I'd pay for all the damages

I'm sorry it's just rotten luck

I'm sorry I've forgotten how to f**k

It's just that I think my heart

and soul are kind of famished

[Brendan]

It's like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning.

[Jah Lush]

O My O My

What a wretched life

I was born on the day

That my poor mother died

I was cut from her belly

With a Stanley knife

My daddy did a jig

With the drunk midwife

[Jah Lush]

I know there's much more to life than the physical side

I should put these thoughts on hold

But when she's buttering my baguette

My blood runs hot and cold

[Keef]

Brendan Wrote:

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> It's like catching a sniff of tequila in the

> morning.

But I'll try, try to keep my food down.

[Brendan]

[Keef your earlier post from God Shuffled His Feet has just prompted me to buy the album off t?internet. Great album. I?ve not heard it in ages!]

[ed_pete]

I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from cl*pham

Out on a windy common that night I ain't forgotten

When she dealt out the rations with some or other passions

I said you are a lady perhaps, she said, I may be

[atila the gooner]

Satelite's gone up to the skies,

things like that drive me out of my mind,

I watched it for a little while,

I like to watch things on TV

[Jah Lush]

They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests

Shoes like dead pigs' noses

Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers

A mouth what never closes

[atila the gooner]

Good times for a change,

See the life I've had could make a good man bad,

so please please please

let me get what I want

lord knows it would be the first time

[Incitatus]

Time - He flexes like a whore

Falls wanking to the floor

[atila the gooner]

Incitatus Wrote:

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> Time - He flexes like a whore

> Falls wanking to the floor

His trick is you and me.... boy!!

[Incitatus]

Time - In Quaaludes and red wine

Demanding Billy Dolls

And other friends of mine

Take your time

[Jah Lush]

You know I've tried so hard to keep myself from falling

Back into my bad old ways

And it chars my heart to always hear you calling

Calling for the good old days

Because there were no good old days

These are the good old days

[atila the gooner]

Having scored a trillion dollars,

made my way back home,

found him slumped across the table

the gun and me alone

[Jah Lush]

Now skin and bones sinks easy on the high tide

And I'm not one for castles in the sand

I've seen a girl I once knew from the East Side

I think I spy a bottle in her hand

[atila the gooner]

Do a little dance

make a little love

Get down tonight

[Jah Lush]

Dancing madly round the room

Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune

Was escorted by a friendly slag

Round the bedroom and back

Wandered across to the door

Missed my step and I fell on the floor.

Said one word and was asked to leave

Kinda' wish I was dead.

[Incitatus]

Do a little dance

make a little love

Get down tonight

Baby . . . oww . . .

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Hold me close don't let me go, oh no