Harper Seven

[Ridgley]

Ridiculous name don?t these celebrities think about the names they give there children it is as bad as the name below.

1. Audio Science

The actress Shannyn Sossamon gave her child this name for reasons I know not.

2. Moxie CrimeFighter

But Penn Jillette was thinking practically when he named his daughter. The comedian explained: ?We chose her middle name because when she?s pulled over for speeding she can say, ?But officer, we?re on the same side. My middle name is CrimeFighter??.

3. Sage Moonblood

The son of actor Sylvester Stallone sounds like a character in Beowulf. Hw?t!

4. Track

The oldest offspring of Sarah Palin. Palin?s husband explained the origin of the name in an interview with People: ?Sarah?s parents were coaches and the whole family was involved in track and I was an athlete in high school, so with our first-born, I was, like, ?Track!?.

It?s so obvious now! Maybe I?d call a sprog ?Pogs? or ?Reading?.

5. Moon Unit

The daughter of Frank Zappa might think she has it bad but her brother is called Dweezil

6. Pilot Inspektor

The name of Jason Lee?s son. The My Name Is Earl star is also a member of the Church of Scientology.

7. Jermajesty

Did Jermaine Jackson want his child to sound like a King with a fungal infection?

8. Memphis Eve

Unlike Bono?s music, the name of his daughter is not that offensive.

9. Kal-El Coppola

Nicholas Cage?s son is named after Superman. I want to see a comic book where Kal-El and his wingman Pilot Inspektor battle Sage Moonblood for the love of Moon Unit. Perhaps the next entry could direct..

10. Camera.

Father Arthur Ashe?s wife Jeanne Moutoussamy is a photographer. I guess that almost makes sense.

You?d think the most ridiculous names would come from the tribe of celebrity but funnily enough they don?t. Here?s a quick Top 5 of the weirdest names in the world:

[srisky]

Se7en...'What's in the box? What's in the god damn box?'