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Now THAT made me laugh! Demented hours of shush/pat/pick up/put/down. Two years of my life!


Oh those torturous nights, hundreds of them all in a row........ brings back all sorts of un-mummy like words and thoughts......;-)

perhaps we could add our own verses..


if only there were an off switch

to use when you make a peep

then I wouldn't have to say again

won't you go the f#*k to sleep


please will you stop biting my boob

with your four new shiny teeth

and please dear daughter most of all

won't you go the f*!k to sleep...


(said daughter currently playing with the highchair legs in the kitchen trying to pull herself up to standing, obviously has better things to do than get a bit of shuteye)

Very funny...the story of our life. The original has been taken down for copyright but here is a good video of Samuel L Jackson reading it which makes it even funnier I think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OYLLCCjUYKc#t=0s

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