Making the Effort

[Michael Palaeologus]

I have often observed that the stunningly attractive can often be the most boring of people with little to say - my prejudice is that they have never had to exercise their brains to get attention.

Those of us with a face like a bag of spanners have had to work hard for whatever attention we get.

[lozzyloz]

Creative people are best as they have generous amounts of imagination and sensitivity. If you're ugly and creative - Wow!!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Aw shucks :))

[lozzyloz]

Sorry I meant to include and over 6' 2"

[Domitianus]

My mum used to tell me - "Just be yourself" and you know what - it works. Mind you I am very good-looking, witty, charming, intelligent, have the body of a God and a very large xxxx! Not quite so sure it would work if I was a characterless, hunch-backed idiot with no social graces!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Dom

Are you REALLY Peter Jones from Dragons Den in disguise? ;-)

[Domitianus]

Nope. I am richer, better-looking and I can spot a decent investment opportunity when it comes along. Mind you, I DID meet Richard Farleigh once. He really does love himself. I think he uses L'Oreal from the amount he plays with his hair.

[lozzyloz]

A close friend of mine won a 100k investment from Peter Jones in the last series (childs seat-belt adjuster). Staying on thread apparently he's a better shag than Richard.

[Domitianus]

I think I remember that chap. Good product but the question I was keen for the Dragons to ask was about competition. Does he have patent protection or can anyone else come along and rip-off his idea? Staying on thread - I like shagging fit, foreign birds (preferably with a sense of humour!)

[lozzyloz]

It's patented. Apart from the cash and TV exposure he hasn't had as much support from PJ as he expected (PJ has far bigger projects) and has actually brokered all the big deals post DD himself.

Sense of humour is vital - especially with a face like yours.

[Domitianus]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> It's patented. Apart from the cash and TV exposure

> he hasn't had as much support from PJ as he

> expected (PJ has far bigger projects) and has

> actually brokered all the big deals post DD

> himself.

>

> Sense of humour is vital - especially with a face

> like yours.

You mean bitch! (6) Long-term, though, your mate will probably find he learns an awful lot more and develops greater skills by doing it himself. I remember he was a bit naive and uncomfortable with marketing etc but being thrown in at the deep end is a great learning experience and I am sure he will grow from it.

[Asset]

hey Dom, you going to the next drinks?

[Domitianus]

I never attend such events, I am far too good-looking and usually get mobbed by beautiful women (I bring a supply with me in case there are insufficient numbers present!)

[Asset]

yeah, thought as much.

[Domitianus]

Truth be told, I am a spotty, deformed midget who never ventures out of his house except at night> I am all mouth! ::o

[Asset]

just like the rest of us then

[Michael Palaeologus]

At this time of year Domi if you went knocking on doors you could get no end of treats.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Thanx Michael!!

I think sex is like playing an instrument, you need the technical knowledge to know what keys to press etc to get a tune, but people who study the instrument on a more full-time basis become more technically advanced than those who study other things.

Then on top of varying levels of technical ability, you get others who are also fit and physically gifted.

That's my problem.

I've been spoiled in the past, so even though I keep trying out different musicians, few can match the genius of a few of my exes and as I get older, I may have to get used to the idea of mediocre concerts unless I get lucky!

[lozzyloz]

I wasn't classically trained so I play from the soul

[Maurice]

Just out of curiousity and to understand the robustness of your study, how many wealthy men have you had sex with Chav? I somehow don't see a trail of City power types, but I could be wrong of course.

[*Bob*]

Blimey, Chav. What do you do? Lie back, fold your arms, look at your watch and say "impress me"?

A good shag involves two people.. if you've having crap shags then it's 50% your fault.

[Maurice]

Indeed. It's all a bit arrogant isn't it? Setting one's self up as the judge and jury.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I've shagged all sorts, even had a viscount as it happens.

All in the name of science of course.

It's not difficult to make a woman come all night, you just need the technical knowledge and some control. Most women can come like this, but don't know they can.

When a woman is used to continuous multiple orgasms until she is exhausted, it's difficult to feel satisfied with something less, no matter how nice the guy is. Even if you encourage him or coach him, if he's not physically able to do it, there is not a lot you can do.

Also, there are usually lots of things a sexually content woman will do for a man by the way, incase you think it's all one sided!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Made me laugh. I cant help thinking that any potential suitor, on learning the height of the bar, might feel a tad intimidated.

[PeckhamRose]

This is a very interesting subject, some women who keep going to abusers - just SOME of them - are actually submissive in nature wanting Dominants. This is a huge subject, and a brave one to start. Oh wait - I have a play coming up touching on this very subject soon, so will advertise it here when there's a flier to post. But really, in my extensive research on the matter - some of the women who are in happy fulfilling consensual Dom/sub relationships floundered around before finding them by being attracted to abusers. Meanwhile, of course, there are also those men who prefer to be the submissive to the Dominant female.

> of my old girl-friends in the past, stuck in an

> exitless Hangar Lane Gyratory of varyingly

> pathetic, bad, or often abusive relationships.

As for Mr Paleologus - who wroteth - "Those of us with a face like a bag of spanners have had to work hard for whatever attention we get." I am sure we are not just talking ordinary spanners, but (lowers voice to sexy slow voice) a perfectly made, ordered by five, delivered by ten, ScrewFix Direct bag of spanners...

> It's a self-image thing. I hate to sound like an

> 2-bit American chat show host, but get some

> respect for oneself and happiness can be found

> with someone who respects err .. one.