Where shall I cook the turkey?

[Bob Buzzard]

I?m picking the turkey up from my friend?s local farm tomorrow. Where should I cook it? In my Rayburn or the Rangemaster?

[Abe_froeman]

Outside wood fired oven shirley?

[Bob Buzzard]

Isn?t Shirley near Croydon?

[ed_pete]

Shouldn't you shoot it first Bob.

[Bob Buzzard]

It?s dead already - it was stunned first then neck slit to bleed out.

[JoeLeg]

I thought the current vogue was for sashimi of the breast, and baking the legs in dry-cured Sussex hay?

[New Girl]

I'd heard in the radio this morning, that someone baked theirs in a filing cabinet. Have one spare?

[Bob Buzzard]

I?ve got a wood effect two-drawer cabinet - is that suitable?

[lavender27]

You can cook it round at my house if you like, I haven't bought one. Lol

[Bob Buzzard]

lavender27 Wrote:

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> You can cook it round at my house if you like, I

> haven't bought one. Lol

Do you want some leftovers?

[Sue]

Bob Buzzard, you are totally improving my festive days :))

[lavender27]

I love this post from New Girl.

New Girl Wrote:

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> I'd heard in the radio this morning, that someone

> baked theirs in a filing cabinet. Have one spare?