Ted Max Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 It's outrageously, self-defeatedly atypical of you to convert and subvert the established norms of societal interaction in order to attempt to confound this twisted and deluded ideology of hate.In seeking to avoid becoming what you love, you instead love what you have become. And as you know this very well, you don't need me to point this out to you. In fact in drawing me into doing so you have enlisted me in your dirty, unchivalrous and dangerous game. I should hate you for that but I feel only the pity the damned have for the saved. Reply if you must, but remember that I am on to you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 "We called while you were out. Please call the number above to arrange redelivery" The Greeks had a name for such bare-faced deception, and I'm gaspingly agape you should seek to shake your mendacious tail feathers at me in that manner. You called while I was out? You called, while I was out? I'm flabbered and ghasted as to where to begin in deconstructing that little den of inequitous and sub-acqueous lacquer. And no, I will not call any number, being neither a fat-breasted bingo employee nor/delete/neither a slick-tongued denizen of the financial rape factories we modishly call the City.I am on to both you and your goatishly naive game-play. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 "Please touch Oyster Card on reader to begin"I refuse to be fooled by the reverse-engineered fallacy of your imprecations to touch, hover, or in any way submit my prepaid electronic wallet to random inquisition by your goon-squad technology and its subsequent base financial imprecations to delete from my personal, and private, and privately personal, pocket book sums to be pre-paid on the premise of a promise of accommodating my desires for future travel. Furthermore, although you seek to deny it, my Oyster is indeed not mine, but held in trust with no reference to past heirarchical structures of predetermined biological organisational organisms. My Oyster is, in fact, the worlds. Please don't align yourself with those basely constructed idiots who would aver the reverse. You still have the chance to be better than that.I have, as they no doubt used to say in the dankly opportunistic whorehouses of Siam, sussed you out. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Looks like a certain resident of SE15 has turned their dial to MAXhttp://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/P12995470.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Looks like a certain resident of SE15 has turned their dial to MAXAn opportunistic dig that combines a modish refusal to name names with a tacit admission that you are unable to confront reality, and instead prefer to gamble with the concept of a known truth. If you need someone to tuck you in at night, please be aware that that chocolate under the pillow will rot your teeth while you dream of the death of virtue.Yeah, really mean. I mean, really. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438451 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Huh? Am I missing something here...? Please explain in layman's terms as my humble head can't process much more than tgat. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I am so in love with Ted Max.Ted, I'm sorry, I know this is probably some twisted psychological construct on my part, designed only to cloak extreme narcissism in the guise of mawkish adoration of the "other", but I can't help it. I just love you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Stalker alert! Stalker alert! Your Tedness if you've not already espied RosieH hiding in your rose bush then it certainly won't be long before you do. Keep 'em peeled. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Huh? Am I missing something here...? Please explain in layman's terms as my humble head can't process much more than tgat.That you seek to proclaim your own humility is, combined with the Italianate diminutive nomenclature you appropriate, a base rhetorician's trick that will fool only those who would be willing, like children returning to the sweet bowl after an emetic exculpation of their greeed, to be fooled. It's the oldest trick in the alchemist's lost book, son.That you seek from me a further religiously orthodox explanation when I already have taken great pains to clarify and scarify my prose to the bare bear bones, as if to thrust upon me the accoutrements of theocratic doctrine and the sterile onanism of the seminary is, frankly Frankito, outrageous. I will not, as Prometheus would have no doubt uttered if he had just manned up, be bound by you. No rock, no liver - cry me an onion. If this seems harsh I will only state that you, to borrow an endearment from the sub-strata of discourse you are already wallowing in, started it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Hilarious, keep talking.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 A RosieH has thorns. Marry me Ted. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 ......in typical gatecrashing fashion. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Is this a Forum wedding? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karter Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 That's what gatecrashers do, Sir Alan.RoseH does sound tHorny though. :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Hardly Karter, hardly. I am however, off my tits on tramadol. Though you should not infer from this that my love for Ted is anything but pure and true.Other things make me want to write like an angry balloon. Ted Max makes me want to sing of rainbows on kittens and snow on my mittens. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I knew it! She's a mad woman - turn your back for two seconds and you'll be in a brown paper package tied up with string. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Only if they ask nicely PGC. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Fight fight fight.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Cone on teddyboy, waken up. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgley Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Could not possibly compete with RosieH and Peckhamgatecrasher but I am too a fan!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Should we rename him Ted Marmite...? I am fan-ing as we speak.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 He'll end up being banned from Denmark..... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Slow night at Raffles Huge? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Almost as slow as at the Clarence huh? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-438973 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I fear that the irritable dirigible is once more approaching a maximum inflation event. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/17407-thread-to-write-like-an-angry-balloon/#findComment-460811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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