Things not to promise your kids

[Otta]

Is Chris Jarvis the bloke from Show me show me? If so, surely he's gay?

[ClareC]

I think that's why Buggie stood no chance!

[Otta]

Ah, sorry, missed that bit. Anyway, Aunt Mable, phwoar!

[ClareC]

Tee hee, how about Great Aunt Loretta?

[samstopit]

Andy and Sid from cbeebies are both sufficiently hot to get me through a long thursday afternoon.

(Even of the kids are at nursery).

[samstopit]

This has gone way off topic.

[Gussy]

several points:

1) Have you noticed Katy has had a make over recently? New haircut and eyeliner with wings no less. She keeps swishing her new hair. Still awful on the guitar. And no chance she is 23.

2) Jacob Scipio is just plain odd. I tell you what is worse, his new hair is even more unflattering than his old greasy pony tail number which was wrong wrong wrong.

3) I can't believe some of you didn't know Chris Jarvis bats for the other team!

4) Mickey John from Me Too is a strange stalker bloke who turns up at bus garages at 4am.

5) Agree Justin is nice, the sort of bloke you'd take to see your granny.

...I think Captain Mack (CITV, spit) is hot.

[Ruth_Baldock]

Gussy, all of your (excellent) points had me laughing into my lunch. Snigger. My Mum used to fancy Sporticus from Lazy Town. Ew? Have met Justin and he is LOVELY, just lovely.

[ryedalema]

Oh noooo - we've got loads of I Can Cook on our V box - I hope my OH isn't watching her 'after hours' (shudder!)

Having said that Andy, Sid and, dare I say it, Mister Maker? MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm!:-$

Mr Tumble?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Sporticus? I can see the (ahem!) obvious attractions! >:D<

[Ruth_Baldock]

Mister Maker has a creepy stare, i cannot stand it. Icks a yicks, as my baby would say. I like Andy lots though. Used to fancy someone else, can't remember who... Ah well.

I don't see the Katie attraction but that's because she looks and sounds exactly like my second and third form netball coach (utter cow that she was...)

[ryedalema]

But Mister Maker is soooo good with his hands :))

[helena handbasket]

Ruth_Baldock Wrote:

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> Gussy, all of your (excellent) points had me

> laughing into my lunch. Snigger. My Mum used to

> fancy Sporticus from Lazy Town. Ew? Have met

> Justin and he is LOVELY, just lovely.

I've said it before......... if you turn off the sound and throw on some Barry White, Sportacus is much easier to appreciate. Ignore the moustache as well (although it took me ages to notice he had one, if you know what I mean).

Oh the shame.