Ming has gone

[Maurice]

And due to 'lounge risk', Alan I shall acknowledge Chav's quest for employment here and apologise for any distress caused in an 'off topic' thread on the other board.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

"ad he not accidentally tripped and fallen open-mouthed onto a penis" - OMG can't stop laughing!!!!

[Maurice]

Chav hate to interupt the online job search but shouldn't you sort out the Green's on this terribly un-PC accomodation? Your party's carbon footprint is growing by the hour.

[Alan Dale]

http://jobs.iceland.co.uk/live_vacancies.php?id=vacancies

Looks like they need a trainee store manager. Prospects...

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

The Green Party are almost as impoverished as me, and their HQ is overcrowded, draughty and generally crap. They definately need to move to a better space, but seeing as we don't take donations from corporate policy makers, we have to make do with subscriptions, and they don't stretch to rent for swanky HQ buildings.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

oh yes, I already have a job - raising my kids on my own. I'm looking for a supplementary job, thanx!

[Maurice]

You'll be proud to know I just had a read of the Green Party's website. Very convincing, in a rose coloured sort of way.

I was especially keen to find out what the party thinks about population growth. It seems to suggest the number of children one chooses is 'personal choice'. But then dances around the issue of 'too many people' and 'overcrowded, overstretched planet'.

You've four children, which is your free choice wholeheartedly supported by your party. Is there a conversation to be had about how many is too many?

[AnotherPaul]

Were Labour or the Tories faced with such an issue they'd go and 'borrow' a pile of cash from persons unstated who live outside the UK. That's far more sleazy but requires real journalism which the Metro and its parent, the Standard Evening don't do.

Maurice, do you know Louisa?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

AP - I thought they may have been related!

Maurice, it's not always easy to choose how many kids you have, believe it or not.

[citizenED]

At both ends of the spectrum...working class gurls having more than they want due to their circumstances AND middle class women having none or one due to their circumstances.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

or overfertile ones who only have to stand near a guy to get pregnant!

[Alan Dale]

You mean the Virgin Mary?

[downsouth]

Maurice - I am finding it very hard to ignore you rantings particularly when you train them in the same directions every time. CWALD hasn't done anything to you so why must you keep attacking her? I find it really distasteful. For such a 'traditionalist' you lack chivalry instead you're more akin to amisogynist.

Get a life, get an interest, for **** sake and rejoice! You remind me of Alf Garnet character who has forgotten to take prozac. Even if CWALD doesn't object to what you say I do.

Maurice Wrote:

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> You'll be proud to know I just had a read of the

> Green Party's website. Very convincing, in a rose

> coloured sort of way.

>

> I was especially keen to find out what the party

> thinks about population growth. It seems to

> suggest the number of children one chooses is

> 'personal choice'. But then dances around the

> issue of 'too many people' and 'overcrowded,

> overstretched planet'.

>

> You've four children, which is your free choice

> wholeheartedly supported by your party. Is there

> a conversation to be had about how many is too

> many?

[Domitianus]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> The Green Party are almost as impoverished as me,

> and their HQ is overcrowded, draughty and

> generally crap. They definately need to move to a

> better space, but seeing as we don't take

> donations from corporate policy makers, we have to

> make do with subscriptions, and they don't stretch

> to rent for swanky HQ buildings.

What about a large marquee - in a field - in the countryside - with wind-up telephones and holes in the ground to poo in? That would be quite environmentally friendly, I do believe.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Dom - but the Green Party like to promote localism, so all that travelling to and from the field would have to be a no no.

Downsouth - Thank you for your gallant rescue, but I did accuse Mr Mo of having Asperger's, so I suppose he has some excuse to get personal.

I think he's just like one of those shy little boys in the playground who can't tell you that they have a crush on you, so they run up and pull your hair or push you or something. Only problem with that though, is that girls like me lacked the sensitivity to suss this out and beat the crap out of them instead.

[downsouth]

Now that's what I call a lady.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

:))

[Domitianus]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> Dom - but the Green Party like to promote

> localism, so all that travelling to and from the

> field would have to be a no no.

>

> Downsouth - Thank you for your gallant rescue, but

> I did accuse Mr Mo of having Asperger's, so I

> suppose he has some excuse to get personal.

> I think he's just like one of those shy little

> boys in the playground who can't tell you that

> they have a crush on you, so they run up and pull

> your hair or push you or something. Only problem

> with that though, is that girls like me lacked the

> sensitivity to suss this out and beat the crap out

> of them instead.

Hyde Parke? St James's? Dulwich Park? When I said 'field' I meant green space generally so am happy to accept the above locations. I mean, there is a city-farm at Vauxhall within spitting distance of the MI6 building (it's true - I used to go there at lunch when I worked locally and would speak to the horses, pigs and wildfowl).

Anyway CWALD, I have a crush on you too, but don't want to pull your pigtails as that would be crewell!!!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Ahhhh