Holly@SHE Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Have you ever done anything interesting on your commute - fallen in love, written a book, learnt a language, blogged, started a business - anything!We want to hear your stories - get in touch at shefeatures@natmags.co.uk Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Yes. All of the above on my 40 minute commute this morning. I also discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aspidistra Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 spam Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgley Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 On my way to work today, I got on the 78 then a woman and her child came on the next stop and they sat at the back of me then her little horror started to kick the back of my seat I told his mother to control her child as this was not acceptable behaviour she just ignored me the child continued to do this.In the end I was so annoyed I grab his teddy bear out of his hand I said to him ?stop the kicking or the teddy gets it? that sorted problem out the mother was shocked but had nothing to say she then apologised and I gave him back his teddy no trouble from them after that a blissful journey. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I find every commute's an interesting commute when one has ingested the right sort of crack. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianr Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 > Have you ever done anything interesting on your commute - fallen in love, written a book, learnt a language, blogged, started a business ...... decided to give up feature writing for lifestyle mags .... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleston_charlie Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Perhaps, in the spirit of sharing, Holly can tell us if she's ever done anything (Anything!) interesting while working for Natmags? I might be more inclined to reveal my incredible commuting stories if she starts things off. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I had great sex on the London to Brighton fast train ( in the toilets of course )The Haywards Heath section was bloody fantastic.I'd actually been at the London boat show that day, though I didn't buy a boat.Any good to you ( we weren't in love btw )N(tu) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I was sick in my mouth somewhere between Oval and Stockwell - back in '97 I think it was. Any use? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibbs Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Annette Curtain Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I had great sex on the London to Brighton fast> train ( in the toilets of course )> > The Haywards Heath section was bloody fantastic.> > I'd actually been at the London boat show that> day, though I didn't buy a boat.> > Any good to you ( we weren't in love btw )> > N(tu)Oh you lucky thing, I have always wanted to do it on a train ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I was sick in my mouth somewhere between Oval and> Stockwell - back in '97 I think it was. > > Any use?Actually *Bob* I snogged someone once & then promptly threw up, but not in her the mouth.I was in Lincon that nite though, not on a train ( plus, I'd eaten a large chunk of cannabis resin )N(tu)>hibbs wrote: Oh you lucky thing, I have always wanted to do it on a train ;-)Honestly, it's fab & if you get it right you can see yourselves in the mirror :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 On a long long tube ride out to Heathrow a few years ago, I and some friends were sat with our bags. A guy by the door clearly was dying for a pee, presumably he was determined to make it to the airport, maybe he had a plane to catch, I dunno.During conversation my mate's GF nudged me and said look at the guy. The guy had just decided to release and a quickly expanding dark patch appeared at the fornt of his beige cords. the patch widened and spread down both legs to his trainers and then around where he stood in a warm pool, then it slowly filled up those thin wooden slats in the floor around him that the tube trains used to have. He remained stood still, gazing upon some clearly interesting point just above the door opposite him. As the train rocked it's way the last couple of stops to Heathrow, the pee in the slats would slop back and forth across the door area of the train like a hundred little pee-filled Suez canals.When the train stopped at his station, he just squelched out as if nothing had happened. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianr Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Annette Curtain Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I had great sex on the London to Brighton fast train ( in the toilets of course )A popular line: cf chapter 7 of Stuart Sutherland's "Breakdown". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianr Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 > Honestly, it's fab & if you get it right you can see yourselves in the mirror With only a little forward planning, you could have had the video on the net before bedtime. Or was this in the olden days? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 ianr Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Annette Curtain Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > I had great sex on the London to Brighton fast > train ( in the toilets of course )> > A popular line: cf chapter 7 of Stuart> Sutherland's "Breakdown".Really ianr.You need to get out more, rattle the ol'bones.I recommend this.N(tu) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had great sex on the London to Brighton fast train ( in the toilets of course ) Was there anyone in there with you? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianr Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 > I recommend this.All right Curtain, it's elucidation time.It was when he was trying to bum a cigarette from a group smoking in a non-smoking first-class compartment on a late train."It turned out that one of the girls worked in a massage parlour in my own home town ... She varied her activities by working the trains back from London in the evening, where she found many businessmen who were glad to avail themselves of her services in the train lavatories at ?10 a time."She took a liking to him and offered him a freebie (which he declined, his wife being in the next coach). SS was Prof. at Sussex, hence the Brighton line. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417959 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 ianr Wrote:------------------------------------------------------- > It was when he was trying to bum a cigarette Even I've never been pissed enough to try that. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgley Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Really Anette did you get caught? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Ridgley Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Really Anette did you get caught?Well no, but the ticket man did knock at the door."Just a minute, I'm coming nearly done here"We both laughed & carried on banging the life out of each other.Happy days.Nette:) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-417975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeban Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Ridgley Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> On my way to work today, I got on the 78 then a> woman and her child came on the next stop and they> sat at the back of me then her little horror> started to kick the back of my seat I told his> mother to control her child as this was not> acceptable behaviour she just ignored me the child> continued to do this.> > In the end I was so annoyed I grab his teddy bear> out of his hand I said to him ?stop the kicking or> the teddy gets it? that sorted problem out the> mother was shocked but had nothing to say she then> apologised and I gave him back his teddy no> trouble from them after that a blissful journey.Brilliant, go Ridgley! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-418077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Smith Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 She is great don't get me wrong. Open the door right now The cats are fine. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-418086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyean Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I saw a golden eagle in Scotland whilst commuting on my bike during the sixties, the only one I have ever seen, it was resting on a telegraph pole, and when we looked over the brow of the hill and it came into view, it wasted no time leaving it's perch and flew from sight. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-418194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aspidistra Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Mr Smith is clearly on the wrong sort of crack. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-418203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 A story I found as told by the late Jeffrey Bernard.Here's a bizarre tale concerning a young man, the son of an affluent bookmaker who had offices near Simpson's in Piccadilly. His father gave an office party one day and the son duly attended. He was green and inexperienced, ignorant of drink and its attendant dangers. For an hour he mixed champagne with whisky - disastrous. He lost control and inadvertently - how can I put it politely? - evacuated his bowels. With a mixture of panic and embarrassment he staggered into Simpson's and asked an assistant for a pair of trousers. "What sort of trousers?" he was asked "Any," he said, "any at all. The first pair that comes to hand." He left the shop with his purchase and hailed a taxi to take him to Charing Cross to get the train home. Once the train was moving, he went to the lavatory to clean himself up as best he could. Having done that, and as the train was speeding through the suburbs, he threw his dirty pants and trousers out of the window. And then, with what one can only imagine to have been a long sigh of relief, he put his hand in the Simpson's carrier bag to pull out his new trousers. The only thing in the bag was a V-neck pullover. He had been given the wrong bag. That is all we know. Since I read this story I have laid awake at night trying to picture the scene. I presume he put his legs through the sleeves of the jersey, but what I want to know is where did he put the exposed V of the jersey. To the front or his rear? I wonder, too, what the ticket collector thought, let alone the other passengers alighting at Sevenoaks. He is probably a broken man now and gets out of the train either at the stop before Sevenoaks or the stop after in order to go home by taxi. He is now almost certainly a teetotaller. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16165-interesting-commute/#findComment-418209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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