Door to Door Fishman

[DulwichFox]

Just had a guy knocking at doors selling Fish. Asked if I wanted to see what was on offer.

Fish & Seafood. I declined.

He told my neighbour he was part of a Big International Company.

Do Big International Companies dealing in fish go round knocking at doors. ???

I think not.

DulwichFox

[titch juicy]

Dave, would you like to buy some pegs Dave?

[sjw]

I think it does happen I live in se25 and have had a "fish man" call. May have been tempted to buy if I had room in the freezer

[Inkmaiden]

I have no idea whether it is big or international but this is the company:

http://www.chefnemo.co.uk/

[teddyboy23]

Don't buy any fish from this man.could be a red herring for something else

[pablogrande]

It's a Scam(pi)

[teddyboy23]

No sounds more fishy than that

[Sue]

He seemed pretty kosher to me.

Sorry, can't be arsed to think of a fish pun :))

[dbboy]

must have been trawling for business.

[Seabag]

Was it that posh fish, the ones with heads on and eyes in?

[Jules-and-Boo]

Maybe salmon elss would be more interested?

[Seabag]

If he had an Eel called Lee I'd be (f)interested.

[Dog duck]

Maybe it's a red herring

[Mystic Mog]

Tell him to come back on a Fryday!

[rendelharris]

I feel sorry for the guy, being turned away without a fair herring. If everyone does that his business will be floundering.

[red devil]

Pollocks!...

[DulwichFox]

Well apparently the fish is selling fast, so you had better get your skates on..

Foxy

[Vik]

For cods sake, all these puns are giving me a haddock...

[Jules-and-Boo]

minnow....me too

[rendelharris]

Vik Wrote:

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> For cods sake, all these puns are giving me a

> haddock...

Perhaps it's time to draw the discussion elegantly to a close like they do in French movies.

Fin.

[Dog duck]

rendelharris Wrote:

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> Vik Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > For cods sake, all these puns are giving me a

> > haddock...

>

> Perhaps it's time to draw the discussion elegantly

> to a close like they do in French movies.

>

> Fin.

...a little shellfish

[dbboy]

let's carp it going!!

[Loz]

I'll fall for this - hook, line and sinker.

[dbboy]

Will the door to door fishman be soled out tomorrow?

and how does he keep rocking??

[cella]

Using his skate(S)