MrBen Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 With his scary hair dye, 40 strong army of all-female bodyguards, travelling tent and a weird 7.5% stake stake in Juventus FC, I've always been strangely fascinated by the often horrific antics of bonkers Libyan dictator Muammar al-Gaddafi. This latest Libyan uprising is history in the making, but what next for Gaddafi? Are the US waiting to jump in with their jack boots to stabilise this oil rich nation for the benefit of "world security"? Will the CIA be already on the ground and ready to back rebel forces as we speak? And will those female virgin bodyguards manage to keep their Colonel safe? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I've always had the feeling that Colonel Gaddafi must be one hell of a shag. I bet he's a real dirty fecker in the sack. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 How far are you prepared to go in the name of investigative journalism, Mr. Lush? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 MrBen Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> but what next for Gaddafi? Celebrity big Big Brother. Or at least Come Dine With Me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladygooner Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 My brother in law has just returned from working in Libya - got out just in time by the looks of it. The Libyan people told him that Gaddafi has a "Zombie" army made up of young boys taken from orphanages in North Africa who will lay their lives on the line to protect his empire. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Moos Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> How far are you prepared to go in the name of> investigative journalism, Mr. Lush?I have it on good authority Moos that he swings both ways. My good friend and former quaffing partner Saddam Hussein once whispered to me whilst tapping his nose and leering at me in the most salacious manner about the wild weekends they spent together in Tripoli and Baghdad. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerson Crane Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 MrBen Wrote:------------------------------------------------------- but what next for Gaddafi? One can only hope it's nasty and fatal. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgley Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Mr Ben wrote-------------With his scary hair dye, 40 strong army of all-female bodyguards, travelling tent and a weird 7.5% stake stake in Juventus FC, I've always been strangely fascinated by the often horrific antics of bonkers Libyan dictator Muammar al-Gaddafi. They proberly did not have a choice Mr BenJah Lush wrote----------------------I've always had the feeling that Colonel Gaddafi must be one hell of a shag. I bet he's a real dirty fecker in the sack.He be lucky only at gunpoint or bag over his head the ladies will be abligeing Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 What a strange and disturbing twist this thread has taken.Therefore: Surely "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" beckons? The Libyan people would like nothing more than to see old Gadaffi with a Kangaroo's dinkle down his throat with Ant and Dec leering over his shoulder. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Although he?s certainly got more of a wardrobe for Strictly. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgley Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Was it him who asked Whitney Houston to marry him a few years ago? Or was it Osama bin Laden what does it say about her if she only attracts despots Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Talking about lost in showbiz. Beyonce and Hannibal Gaddafi.Like she really needed the money. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Was he auditioning for Just a Minute with that last speech? Certainly no hesitation or repetition, boy can that man talk. Without saying anything worth listening to. Not sure about deviation though given this thread's current view of him.............Tony Blair must be cringing at recent TV pics now. WHO KNEW being snapped hugging a murderous dictator would end up looking bad on telly one day! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scribe Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Does anyone else remember when the BBC's John Simpson interviewed him, and Gaddafi kept farting throughout the entire interview? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yes! So bizarre. So funny yet just SO bizarre. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scribe Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 But not as bizarre as how blas? Gaddafi was about what anyone else would consider embarrassing (despot arrogance, I suppose). I even remember him pausing to lean on one buttock, assume a concentrated facial expression before squelching-out one in a long line of trouser coughs. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 He probably did that with Bliar too. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBen Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 If you were a betting man - how many actual days does he have left? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_carnell Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 2 - he'll be gone by Thursday. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 We need an Actuary for that one. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Isn't he already on his way to Venezuela to bunk up with Chavez? Or was that just a rumour? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 It's his likely next location. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 No he's going to Narnia to bunk up with Declan. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Are you writing under instructions PGC? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 From who/m?Never could work that one out. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15935-col-gaddafi/#findComment-413753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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