Any other hunters in East Dulwich?

[Michael Palaeologus]

No Bob. It is not the Bomb that is the problem. It is Big Government that are attempting to take away our rights.

The survivors of the freedome revolution will live off squirrels and cats.

[*Bob*]

It may have to be cats and squirrels.

I'm not sure if Easyjet will be running in the post-nuclear holocaust world.

[Atticus]

Scribe, old bean, fancy hunting a wolf on my behalf?

[Scribe]

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Yet more, willfully evasive spin on a subject that you still maintain, via ignorant, deflective supposition, is no longer practiced. And you can't spend your entire life huddled over your keyboard arguing the toss over something you seem to know very little about. Have you thought about getting some fresh air yourself, perhaps?

Although I'd be a fool to not recognize the advantages of knowing how to source food in a post apocalyptic landscape, my hunting of large and small game has no alterior motive, such as preparing myself for what you're suggesting I'm looking forward to, *Bob*. But please, take all the time you need to find, or create, evidence that proves otherwise.

[*Bob*]

"I'd be a fool to not recognize the advantages of knowing how to source food in a post apocalyptic landscape"

Do you have any idea how ridiculous this sentence is? Seriously?

[katie1997]

Hmmmmm.... plenty of hunting, baiting and all-round mischief making on this thread...oh, and recipes too.

*Bob* I reckon the post-nuclear holocaust world timetable is fairly similar to the existing one (except Sundays).

[Scribe]

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Yes, I understand that animals don't have the luxury of a fallout shelter, and thus wouldn't be around to hunt. But I was just trying to make a point, albeit a laughable one, I admit.

But please, fell free to continue in your reptitive, evasive exercise in distraction.

[*Bob*]

I think you've got me confused with some vegetarian four pages back.

If you want to jet-off to Bulgaria and creep around in the woods in camouflage paint with a bow and arrow whilst listening to Wagner on your iPod - and come home with a Tupperware container half-full of owl meat and a big smile on your face, you go for it.

I don't object to hunting (aka 'paintballing plus').. never have. Whatever turns you on (and it clearly does).

[Scribe]

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*Bob*, it seems that we've arrived at some resemblance of civilized discourse, except for a faint wiff of yet more baseless supposition on your behalf that you consistently fail or object to backing-up.

I don't "get off" on hunting in the erotic sense that you've childishly, not to mention evasively (yet again), implied. I won't deny that I enjoy the tracking aspect, but I don't spunk in my underwear once the animal I've shot/skewered draws its last breath. Nor do I hunt to such a dramatic soundtrack as Ride of the Valkyries on full blast on an ipod whilst I "creep around in the woods", I don't own one, and to do so would render the hunt futile, as I'm sure you already know. Or are you so dangerously naive that you didn't?

[*Bob*]

So.. let's imagine the scene.

You're downwind of a really, really big owl.

You level your large calibre automatic weapon and sight the laser - right between the eyes. You, THE HUNTER, hold the power of life and death in your hands. Feels good, huh?

[Scribe]

*Bob*, you're yet again being very childish. I'd us a grenade, obviously!

[*Bob*]

aaand.. *POW*

That's one more beak for the necklace.

[Scribe]

One more feather to my cap, surely?

[Michael Palaeologus]

One more dead VERMIN hung up on the barbed wire fence of life.

[*Bob*]

As my dear ol gran'pappy used to say "The only good owl is a dead owl.."

[Michael Palaeologus]

Would it be inappropriate to offer to take you to Dulwich Woods and "make you squealllllllllll like a pig"?

Thought so.

Sorry.

[Scribe]

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Calm down. We're not discussing cottaging on this thread, you know.

[Annette Curtain]

"T-wit-T-woo"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tees/content/images/2008/01/10/european_owl_1_467x313.jpg"This thread is a hoot.."

"Sorry, BUT you won't find ME in any woods these days, not with the Harry Potter franchise paying so well"

[Fabricio the Guido]

Ann(tu)ette

[aquarius moon]

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Actually hideously rude is being generous!

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Would you care to add some evidence that would go towards backing-up that so-far baseless assertion

Immature, Pillock, Stupid oaf,

Imbecile, Dumbass, Childish,

Naive dreadlocked crusty,

Illiterate cretin,

F_cking idiot

All the above words, used by you Scribe, directed towards fellow posters on this one thread.

What exactly is your definition of 'rude'?

[binary_star]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> "This thread is a hoot.."

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu284/squirli/oryl-owl-ya-rly.jpg

[Scribe]

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As I've quite clearly stated already, aquarius moon, I was replying in kind. Please feel free to produce evidence that proves otherwise.

[Annette Curtain]

http://th98.photobucket.com/albums/l261/elandil/th_deer-target.jpg" Does my bum look big in this ? "

[nashoi]

Dear Mrs Curtain,

I note with interest your delicious sounding recipe for roast pigeon. I was wondering whether you had considered compiling a book of such culinary delights. If so, might you consider the following?

Roast Troll

[Scribe]

Accusing Annette Curtain of being a troll is a bit harsh, not to mention libelous, nashoi. Admittedly she comes across as a bit scatty, but she seems harmless enough. What makes you think otherwise?