Surma: Update

[Guest]

Me and Mrs Rob are regulars at Surma and it was me who took Ainsley there. He worked the room like the pro he is while we waited for our takeaway, had a couple of pints, smoked a couple of fags and posed for a long series of mobile-phone camera shots with the staff. At one point Mr Ali pretended, purely out of politeness, that he was interested in getting me in the shot with Ainsley and his co-workers. Natuarally, I declined.

Mr Ali has been lovely to me ever since. Mind you, he was before. A well deserved victory.