Snowman Competition

[Jeremy]

And for those of you whose browsers don't display that properly (i.e. Firefox...)

[Jeremy]

But seriously... Nunhead Bodger... are you some sort of sculptor or artist, or something?

[PeckhamRose]

He is most definitely a Something.

Thank you nunhead bodger. You star. MrPR sends best wishes too!

[giggirl]

Wow Snowstrumpet was a hottie (her boobs are a bit Victoria Beckham but that's nitpicking). Well done Bodger.

[nunhead bodger]

Thank you for the head-swelling praise. I'm not a professional sculptor, I just love making things based on the slightly worrying pictures in my brain. Yes, Giggirl, she is a bit top-heavy. In mitigation, I can only plead being a bloke.

[PeckhamRose]

Still the bigger bits would have shrivelled and headed south first. Just like in real life in fact.

[jlg]

AHH just finished this beauty in my ED back garden. (AND A BIG THANK YOU TO LONDON CRANE HIRE.)

[PeckhamRose]

Very good!

[untamedstylist]

WARNING!!! SEXUALY EXPLISIT SNOWMEN AHEAD!!!!! DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR A PRUDE WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!

[Huguenot]

I don't think that's funny I think that's offensive and puerile. It corrupts the innocent fun of children with the bizarre sexual hang ups of poorly adjusted adults.

It's the equivalent of stocking graphic pornography next to the Bash Street Kids.

You could only fail to see this if you were struggling to see beyond your own pretty reflection in the mirror.

[ImpetuousVrouw]

Long ago we used to celebrate sculptures of genitals as fertility symbols, then the Victorians decided anything to do with bodily functions was taboo.

I'm not a fan of the Victorians and found the snow sex sculpture quite funny.

Not sure why you are so offended Hugo unless you are upset by the size of his snowy appendage or something :))

[RosieH]

Yes but IV, there's a huge difference between a fertility sculpture and a tableau in the snow of doing it doggy style. Nothing wrong with the Kama Sutra, but it's not a children's colouring book after all?

[ImpetuousVrouw]

Lol, yes the snow man looks like he's having more fun!

[untamedstylist]

hAhahaha.... I want the snow to come back for more karma sutra positions lol

[zeban]

Untamed- A little bit teenage boy no? why don't you re-enact the kama sutra at home with a girlfriend-much more fun surely.

I'm with Huguenot on this one.

[untamedstylist]

I have to say though that one of the snow angle with the cape whoops mine that is AMAZING... Whoever did that u really a true artist (tu)

[PeckhamRose]

I laffed, so did MrPR, and an hour later I've only just stood back up.

[waynetta]

MASHED potato looks a bit like snow, and is harmless for children.

[Tarot]

Snowmen are fun and admirable,when they are artistic , but very sad when they are smutty.

[ImpetuousVrouw]

Why sad?

[Huguenot]

Well I guess it's sad that selfish little idiots with the mental age of a 12 year old would have such little care for the concerns and sensitivities of others? No?

[untamedstylist]

to be fair the post before the link was bit of a warning! "sexual" might give it away slightly!

if ur son or daughter searches simple non sexual words on google ur very often end up in porn links! if this was a site for KIDS imight have slight concern but seeing most if not all are adults im not particularly fussed!

some people are obviously too sensative! those people need to lock themselves up in a padded room and wrap them selves in cotton wool for the world is a horrible SEXUALLY infested place! lol

most advertising is sexual! get a grip! crikey! do people like this really exist or am i actually in some sort of wierd dream/ nightmare!

i refer to earlier posts! lol

hahahahahaha

[Huguenot]

It's in a public park you daft twit.

If you think graphic penetrative sex doggy style is comparative with Katie Price eating a Magnum you're off your head.

[untamedstylist]

It's in a public park you daft twit. !!!!

which public park was this then?

actually it was in private grounds were only adults play!

[Tarot]

ImpetuousVrouw Wrote:

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> Why sad?

Its sad, that people are now corrupting the poor old snowman.

Most people are very aware of sexuality,but we dont go around shoving it in peoples faces like pubesent school

boys.

Its nothing to do with anal retentive people or any other old Bullshite, people come out with,

Its just plain crass.

Corrupting young children is plain sick.