???? Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 1 - "Well. So much for global warming" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
dita-on-tees Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 2 " 33 and still not married, what's wrong with them in that London" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 3 - "oops, sorry...better out than in" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 People blowing their noses in public. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 No4 - "Fulham four, West Ham United nil" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpinjackflash Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No5 - "all the purple ones are gone but you can have an Orange Cream" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 6; Theres only coffee ones left. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twirly Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 6 Oh no, the dishwasher isn't working! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpinjackflash Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 no 7 - "Look mummy..Uncle Steve bought me a drum kit" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
felt-tip Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 no 8 "You horrible, spiteful bastard - get out of my house before I chuck you out." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 9 - "Last orders please." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 11; You"ll drive them home wont you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingray Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 12. Alled Jones. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 13. Carols. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 14: "And now Ladies and Gentleman, her Majesty the Queen" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms_Lilith Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 15: "That's not my lipstick!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
felt-tip Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No 16 "Hotel. Park Lane. You owe me ?1500." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMacGabhann Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 "6 weeks early you say?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickensman Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 No.17 "Well, it's back to work tomorrow"! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 18; Shall we go shopping on boxing day. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 19: Come with me just need to nip to Asda/Sainsbury's/Tescos for a few things. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 20) "um....You bought me one of those last year" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeban Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 felt-tip is your poor wife still putting up with your crap? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
womanofdulwich Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 no 21,didn't we tell you we were vegetarian now? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesofa Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 22) we can't help with the cooking or washing up as we're tired from a long drive (of 2 hours) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/14864-things-that-youre-not-looking-forward-to-hearing-over-christmas/#findComment-393172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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