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The bottom bar is the task bar. all progamms running will be there.



Clicking on a programme there will toggle between min window size and maximise window size.


Your Blue cicle was probally a minimised window for help and support.

Which you sucsesfully ended in task manager.


Not sure about your green arrow, dont have one on my keyboard.


Save your work. Close down/restart PC and check all is ok.

HA HA HA HA HA


GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE - just like that - as Tommy Cooper would have said...


oh my goodness,


OOOH SO RELIEVED - HUBBY NEED NEVER KNOW WHAT A NIT-WIT I'VE BEEN LOL!!


A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR HELPING OUT - ABSOLUTELY BLOOMIN MARVELLOUS...GOSH, I'M STARVING...


Do forgive the shouting...am just SO, so relieved.


Moral of story: don't bother cleaning your keyboard...let the grime accumulate!



MWAH xxxxxx

You are very kind b_s, but frankly, I didn't do anything...apart from work myself up into a frenzy and get my knickers in a twist! It was everyone coming together that did it...I can always rely on this forum when in a panic - whether it be while on the computer, while baking bread, or making chocolate brownies...yep, each time, forumites have come to the rescue. It's lovely.


Apologies for not latching on to your ctrl+alt+del instructions earlier - I was in a bit of a state LOL! Anyway, everything is wonderful now, hubby has not long returned, my belly is full and I am a happy bunny. And hubby knows nothing! Though he did comment on how clean the keyboard looked:)).


BTW, have a great day on Sat. Love to you and M xx

Affirmative, HAL9000 Computer, I trust you are able to read me.


However, before I disconnect you, I would like to know whether you have anything to do with the fact that this thread has lost some 10+ posts? I.e. the thread has shrunk since yesterday. I am aware that you have made some very poor decisions lately, or can this latest incident really only be attributable to human error?;-)

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Human error - told you so!


LOL - right on cue!


I know, no 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information...you are, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error...yada yada yada...heard it all before...blardy blah blah...


*commences disconnection of HAL9000 Computer*

Too funny LOL! But Narnia, you have it arse over tit!


Part 1 of the moral of the story is never to clean the keyboard (ever - i.e. with/without toothbrush) - especially while the computer remains on!


Part 2, which only applies where Admin should fall off his seat, is as per that (now disconnected) computer: never to levitate under the desk with a mouse.


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