Don't have nightmares, do sleep well..

[ruffers]

...as Nick Ross used to say on Crimewatch.

I was burgled a couple of years ago and understand how upsetting it is from personal experience but.... I've not been burgled tonight. Or last night, or the night before, I just don't start a thread to say I've not been burgled until now but here it is -

I wasn't burgled tonight. Let's not get ourselves into panic stations ladies and gentlemen.