How far would you go to survive?

[RosieH]

So what we're saying is that in a plane crash scenario, we're talking p?t? rather than steak...

[Applespider]

Oh I know it's unlikely but if there's an evacuation on the runway itself, it's possible that it might help. Those who have already planned emergency situations are more likely to escape rather than those who are trying to figure it out on the fly. I'm also one of those people who check where the nearest fire escape is on the way to the hotel room which was useful one night when the alarm went off at 3am...

I used to know someone who was an aircrash investigator; he did say that it was useful if people kept some form of ID actually on them in case of accidents rather than having everything in their carry on which generally ended up elsewhere in that 3 mile radius.

[woofmarkthedog]

Ok

If I was stuck somewhere with someone & there was fire & a few herbs to hand, then it wouldn't be long before I started "fantasizing" about tasty marinades & how to cook/eat them

Really, then a good stock would be made with the bones

( I do believe in the nose to coccyx ethos, it's disingenuous to eat some one for their fillets alone )

* lights oven *

W**F

[Brendan]

I wake up before I?m rested ever morning and drag myself through a piss soaked public transport system to a monochrome cubical in a stuffy office with no natural light to slowly murder my creativity with the enforced drudgery of getting idiots to work for the benefit of a thankless and fuckwitted public all the while causing irreversible musculoskeletal degeneration and damage to my eyesight.

Why, what the fuck would you do?

[mockney piers]

" but if there's an evacuation on the runway itself"

*sniggers*