Suspicious activity in ED

[huncamunca]

Late last nght, maybe midnight, there was a noise outside. A man was walking down the street, pulling a wheely suitcase.He was dressed in a suit, but no tie.

Please take care out there people - we all know how bad its got nowadays. If you see this man,or any other man, please call the police. If you dont, he could be ringing your bell at 4AM with a sorry tale of his car being clamped, marketing NPower or popping caps in disrespeKtful asses due to a perceived slight. Keep those doors locked and dont answer them to anyone. ever.

[SeanMacGabhann]

6/10. I smiled but it didn't generate the full chuckle

[Narnia]

I didn't chuckle but had a little snorkel. 7/10

[SeanMacGabhann]

Oooh nice touch narnia. Worth a +1

[Bellerophon]

As the demonic chanter of Peckham Rye Common incants:

"Beware of what ye mock nae'r it visit ye with a rictus grin"

Allegedly