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there has never been 9/11 jokes so i thought i will get the party started




http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?s=21311

Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They?ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.


Knock knock!

Who's there?

Knock knock!!

Knock knock who?

Knock knock knocked all your towers down!



What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?

"It's Raining Men"



What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?

The New York Jets


What does WTC stand for?

What Trade Centre?


What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?

A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost


100% increase over the next five years.)


What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?

The 91st floor.


What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.


How many Americans died in 9/11?

Who gives a fuk?


What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?

Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.


When does a pentagon have four sides?

When it intersects a plane.


Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?

The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of


Pancakes!"


How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!


How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?

The rest of your life!


What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!


Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!


LOLTWINTOWERS

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