Louisa Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I'm not sure if anyone else has been made aware, but in the last month or so, especially up around the junction with Peckham Rye/EDR (and the surrounding back roads) puddles of vommit have appeared at random locations. I wouldnt usually raise this, but all of the vommit looks suspiciously similar, which to me would suggest someone or something is producing the ghastly mess on their todd.I was out with my friend last week and we noticed that one of these puddles had been strategically aimed into a gorgeous rose bush just off of the Barry Road/Upland Road junction. My hunch is that one person is leaving a pub late in the evening and for whatever reason is depositing their pukey load in apparantly inconspicuous locations. If anyone else notices a pile of puke in or around any of the places mentioned (or indeed somewhere else) please let me know because I want this person to be caught and sent to a GP at the very least (they must be terribly dehydrated), and we may be able to get a few PCSO's on the lookout for the phantom puker too.Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I blamme the lammentable quality of of the current range of bar snacks available in the local rub-a-dubs, mmyself. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 TROLL ALERT!*detonates a troll buster to offload 3 megatonnes of vomit on the OP* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medley Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I'd been puzzled by this round Forest Hill Road, Mundania, Marmora etc. So maybe the troll of truth! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 all of the vommit looks suspiciously similarI admit to not being the most ardent vomitologist ever, but doesn't all of it look pretty much the same?Perhaps it's just me. Perhaps you can pick out a particular pile from an identity parade of spew by the quality of its chunks or something. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_Howie Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Perhaps the poor beggar ate something vile at Le Moulin? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Or maybe had just read another of Louisa's posts on the EDF?*now promises to engage in no more troll bashing - honest* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Shame on you DJKQxyz"?$%? thingyamy Louisa is not a troll!It doesn't sound particularly pleasant this "vommiter" :-S Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 LOL ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianr Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 >all of the vommit looks suspiciously similarFor investigatory or evidential purposes, you should get samples and commission DNA profiles. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhampam Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 >all of the vommit looks suspiciously similar Does no one remember the Billy Connolly rap about vomit. It always has chopped up carrot in it.+ shame on EDF...it is voMit with 1 m Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354853 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 yeah, why does it always seem to have chopped carrot in it? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Aaaargh Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354857 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDKiwi Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 DJKillaQueen Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> yeah, why does it always seem to have chopped> carrot in it?That's the work of the chopped carrot pixies, they seek out puddles of vomit and spinkle them with chopped carrots from their little magic chopped carrot bags. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 I reckon the person spewing all that nonsense around ED was good old scouser girl DJKQ! Either that or her dodgy accent just automatically makes her spit it out as she speaks hehe... No that was unfair, I love you really DJKQ! You are a bit of a card actually! Although, I wouldnt fancy getting on the wrong side of you again, I like my tyres on my car lmao :))I wish some people would get a sense of humour button. Oh and for the record, this isnt a trolling post, lots of people have noticed suspicious pools of you know what dotted around the PR area and they have increased in frequency in recent weeks too!!Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dodgy accent?And you telling people about a sense of humour button.Isn't this a bit of a black kettle and pot situation?Meanwhile, are you sure it's vomit? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_carnell Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Beer + curry = vomit looking the same.QED. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Can you test for vomit? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneB Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Give me strength! Is this really all that ED residents have to worry about?? How about a Forum sponsored voluntary community warden scheme to keep everyone on the straight and narrow? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 No it's not all ED residents have to worry about.There's plenty more, I tell you, like what kind of shop they should have in vacant spaces along Lordship Lane, what to do about trolls, why no-one knows about the wonders of the Peckham Farmers Market and so on.These are sleep depriving nightmares of concern. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 david_carnell Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Beer + curry = vomit looking the same.> > QED.Surely a lamb saag and a chicken korma might differ..? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Peckhampam Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> >all of the vommit looks suspiciously similar > > Does no one remember the Billy Connolly rap about> vomit. It always has chopped up carrot in it.> > + shame on EDF...it is voMit with 1 malso I remember the one about two scotsmen go to Rome , and go into a bar and ask for a pint each of what ever the Pope drinks , which happens to be Creme De Menthe , they are each served pints of this stuff , then another , they wake up in a doorway the next morning covered in puke , one turns to the other and says " Ohk ! ma feckin heed , nay wonder they have to carry the bastadd around in a chair if thats what he drinks!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 :))Maybe the Pope is puking into the rose bushes round here ...... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cate Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Vomit has only one m. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 cate Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Vomit has only one m.xxxxxxxxYeh, I think you'll find that most of the people posting above have actually spelled/spelt it with one m :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12902-the-phantom-vommiter/#findComment-354966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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