Philosophy

[waynetta]

A stumble may prevent a fall - English Proverb

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.

[Ladymuck]

Trying is the first step towards failure (Homer Simpson)

[waynetta]

If you chase two rabbits you will not catch either one.

[Ladymuck]

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway? (Homer Simpson)

[waynetta]

Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piecing together potatoes.

Some Top Tip wisdom.

[Ladymuck]

If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing (yep, He).

[RosieH]

Less is only more where more is no good - Frank Lloyd Wright.

A wise man.

[waynetta]

Losing an illusion makes you wiser then finding a truth.

[DJKillaQueen]

Nothing is impossible, just harder (Sidney Poitier)

[david_carnell]

Many hands make light work

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

:-S

[DJKillaQueen]

In Space, no-one can hear you scream!

[Jah Lush]

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens - Jimi Hendrix

[Ladymuck]

Alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

(The Great Homer - again)

[PeckhamRose]

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

[KidKruger]

You can't polish a turd.

[Jah Lush]

There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness - Dalai Lama

[Ladymuck]

That's lovely Jah.

And very funny KK.

[expat]

>You can't polish a turd.

But you can shovel it.

(motto of the team I used to be in)

[*Bob*]

A bird in the hand.. (pregnant pause).. is worth two in the bush.

[waynetta]

I care not what others think of what i do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do. That is character.

Teddy Roosevelt

[TillieTrotter]

Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is absurd. Voltaire

[DaveR]

They say hard work never killed anyone, but I figure, why take the chance?

Ronald Reagan

[Loz]

KidKruger Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> You can't polish a turd.

But you can roll it in glitter.

[PeckhamRose]

(Better said out loud)

A good cook never cooks meat and peas in the same pot.