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HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> OIH, WMTD STOP COCKING ABOUT!

>

> Where's my 71 going in all of this?


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*Tisk* H...



Lucky for you my "in Nidd" cards are elsewhere....



Anyway, calm yourself...


FRIDAY NITE is http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514rC2cAsRL._SL500_AA300_.jpg"W**FLottery Drawer Nite "



"Keep em peeled"


71 could be L*U*C*K*Y





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ianr Wrote:

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> For those of you who unfortunately missed out on

> selecting 1729, I'm now willing to consider offers

> for shares in it.

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Ianr


Jeezzz, everyone knows BLUE is bad


Come back with a different colour



* licks finger *



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karter Wrote:

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> oh frig.....did someone say christmas????

>

> i choose number 185 for charlies.

>

> i choose number 199 for brum and number 1997 for

> katienumbers. hope that is ok with willywoofter?


karter I assume you mean moi? thanks if so


w-ell .....did someone say Christmas?

I will choose a very lucky, WINNING 79* for you (is that okay Woof?)


PS. am I allowed to choose extra numbers for other people now that I am out of 'nidd' and not offering limited edition chilli sauces via PM**





*and if anyone can work out why 79 is classed as a winner, I will buy them a rice cooker/drink/delete as applicable


** see private messages for latest selection

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> What did i pick again?


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Probably your nose ?


Though of course ( as you've been following each & every turn of this W**FLotto thread ) you know you can have an EXTRA turn



"So, pick away MicMac"



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katie1997 Wrote:

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> you'll get 'way' more than a rice cooker for that

> remark which surely contravenes section 3 sub para

> 4.2a of the game


not to mention s4.3.1(iii)©...the cheeky dog! Want me to blacken its other eye Lady Katharina Van Der Wotsit?

And speaking of cheeky dogs - OY, FLEABAG! It has not escaped my notice that you awarded The Queen an extra ball. Well I would like an extra ball too on the ground that I happen to be her Lady in Waiting.


Incidentally, if I am not mistaken, I believe I am entitled to a fourth ball.


So, may I have 300 and 400 please.


Get to it FLEABAG!

Hold up..


I'm in talks to have a "known person" of TV fame to draw one of the winning numbers


Really, it's true & I'll keep you posted


Now, I have noticed that some esteemed Forumites haven't taken up the chance to play the W**FLotto, so I'm giving others a chance to " nominate " on their behalf


To get the ball rolling I'm giving Sean M/Gab big 69'r


* he'll love it *



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