Favourite catchphrases

[Jah Lush]

I don't believe it!

[HonaloochieB]

May I be excused?

[legalbeagle]

George - don't do that.

[silverfox]

Gizza job

[flapjackdavey]

"they don't like it up 'em"

[Sue]

Make poverty history - cheaper drugs now!

[flapjackdavey]

this is a local shop for local people , there's nothing for you here !

hello dave , can my wife use your toilet ?

hello hello hello , what's all this shouting we'll have no trouble here !

go on take it , what harm can it do

I know it's wrong Hilary ... but it tastes so good !

it's a shit business

fireman !

okey dokey , pig in a pokey !

don't touch the precious things

are you local ?

:))

[TheArtfulDogger]

It's the way I tell 'em !

[brum]

We're aaalll dooomed!!!

(Private Fraser whenever things took a turn for the worst - as they often did in Dads Army!)

[legalbeagle]

Don't have a cow, man.

[silverfox]

Get that bus out

[katie1997]

"Samantha has to go now.........."

(Humphrey L)

[HonaloochieB]

What are the scores, George Dawes?

[Sue]

Lubalub (Bill and Ben)

[brum]

Not a lot of people know that.

Michael Caine.

[Brendan]

And not a lot of people know that.

[Jah Lush]

Eranu.... Oovarvu.

[Mick Mac]

"You're close but you're not right"

I reserve that for when someone tells me I look like Roy Walker. :'(

[jester]

Just like that

[HonaloochieB]

My stomach hurts.

[Jah Lush]

You don't want to do it like that

[Jah Lush]

A fe fe fe a fe fe fe, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

[Jah Lush]

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a sixth form girl?s dormitory? At three o?clock in the morning? With my reputation?

What were they thinking of?

[red devil]

What Keef said...

[Mick Mac]

What Quids said....

(least favourite)