Holiday advice

[????]

Looking for summer sun with wall to wall crumpet, english/irish 'pubs' with Sky and ample opportunity to get chiselled every night cheaply....locals must speak decent english. Any thoughts?

[RosieH]

Well, but for the decent English, I was going to say Blackpool...

[HonaloochieB]

I think Quids forgot to mention ample creche facilities for the quidlets and the finest boutiques for Mrs Quids.

[Jeremy]

This is a joke, right...

[????]

No sun in Blackpool Rosie....and you know my views on the North

[paragon]

Kalkan - Turkey

[Jah Lush]

Try Catford.

[Brendan]

Well South Africa ticks all those boxes but (thank the gods) Ryanair and Easyjet don?t fly there.

[Brendan]

Oh yeah and it's the middle of winter.

[Loz]

Falkland Islands?

[Jah Lush]

Plaistow.

[????]

Weathers crap and the Black Lion hasn't got Sky

[Jah Lush]

Margate

[RosieH]

Magaluff

[Jah Lush]

Benidorm

[Moos]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Plaistow.

That's in Cornwall, yah?

[jalapeno]

Bognor..?

[HonaloochieB]

Bugger Bognor.

[legalbeagle]

Tenerife

Lanzarote.

Spanish coast around Marbella (but don't go up into the hills because it's quite nice there).

Any cheap resort in Greece.

(Or so I'm told. I remain pale and interesting in secluded parts of the Italian countryside when the baby beagles and I are holidaying, don't ya know.)

[EDKiwi]

Southend

[giggirl]

I've heard it's nice in Croatia. I couldn't comment on the TV situation though.

[Jah Lush]

Canvey Island

[????]

Not since they closed The Goldmine, anyway, it's below sea level and I don't do below sea level.

[Jah Lush]

Pontins at Camber Sands. Job done.

[????]

Wall to wall?