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My jobs takes to the North and the North East, love the northerner?s great sense of humour I find them very friendly I was taken back when a Rastafarian with a jordy accent asked me for directions he called me pet I thought is was great to hear that.

Ridgley Wrote:

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> My jobs takes to the North and the North East,

> love the northerner?s great sense of humour I find

> them very friendly I was taken back when a

> Rastafarian with a jordy accent asked me for

> directions he called me pet I thought is was great

> to hear that.


Why aye and aye, that were a turn up for the bukes.

Not been in Lately ?loochie?


The grebos have taken over, built a half-pipe in the back where the skittles used to be and someone?s replaced the jukebox with one of those spanners in the stupid jumpers who stand behind two gramophones and won?t not play buggerall decent no matter how much change you throw at them not no ways.


Estate agents are now describing it as the ?Cultural hub of Sarcasm Village (sick)??


The stress has all been too much for Desiree who has only gone and found Allah, swapped the low cut blouse of legend for what appear to be ninja togs and started serving beer in plastic cups.


Shit.

Jesus, I was only in there before Xmas as well.


As I left Desi was betting No-Nose Garry and Paul the Copper she could drink the licquor out of the pickled egg jar down in one.


Shit as you say, in fact it seems as if Sarcasm's become the lowest form of it.

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