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Someone who turns up in a here stating his wife thinks KEEF is numpty and that he wants to know who the biggest sausage is, is in all probability a numpty and a sausage himself.


For me a numpty is someone who has misfortune befall them with no understanding of why or how to mitigate the problem.

A sauasge is a far more cheerful state of being, normally sounds best prefixed by 'you old', a term of pork endearment.


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not expecting this to help but 'duck' when applied to people makes me feel wrong. my aunt and her over made-up hair face and having to kiss her cheek goodbye during death throes of bland family gatherings.


'goodbye ducky' she'd say brushing her pale and dusty side-of-face onto me. yuk etc.


oh, and the cloak eats numpty offal.


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  • 1 month later...

bald marauder Wrote:

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> Hmm, the minor rumpus kicked off by the cloak's

> postings remind me somewhat of the the oddities

> posted by CRAZYFISH or something like that. Has

> she disappeared?

> (BTW Sorry Keef, I could have started a new thread

> and let this one sink a little lower, but it is my

> first posting on this thread, and I'm sure it

> won't keep going forever. Maybe we should start a

> sweepstake on when it will disappear from the

> first page - Christmas...2008?)

> BM



Just seen this - interesting, to say the least!

mockney piers Wrote:

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> It's alright fish, they were actually referring to

> on "crazynurse" who ended up banned. She really

> was a loon.

> Poor Keef, bumped again huh?



Five years of therapy for my paranoia down the drain .......it's back to the shrink - and the demon drink.

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