the cloak Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Who's the biggest sausage on the forum? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Get a grip man!! Not funny at all:X Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Where 'on the scale' is 'numpty'?Where does it stand in relation to, say, 'plonker' or 'wally'? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Clearly "the Cloak" has joined the wrong Forum. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 A rather bizarre late night insult - I'm guessing they may know each other? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 How surreal.Is a numpty like a big cuddly toy? If so then not far off.I suspect it's being used in some sort of pejorative sense. Do big words numptify me too? I do hope so. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaman Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Not sure what numpty means if means supports local community is down to earth enjoys a drink speaks common sense with humour then he is however if not dont think applies. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I only ever seem to here the term ?numpty? used by club cricketers to describe someone who drops easy catches or throws his wickets away etc. Having never played cricket with Keef I feel I cannot pass judgement.Although I have a suspicion that the term has been applied to me a few times. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Does Numpty mean drunk? If it does then yes I was a total numpty last night. Cheers :)-D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Onion Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Well you weren't the only numpty then. I certainly was. Oops. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 If i had been there keef, i would have gladly been a numpty with you! >:D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I have heard the word used several times in Scotland and also use it myself - to describe a bit of an idiot. Therefore not a particularly nice description of the lovely Keef. It may have a different meaning to the cloak's wife of course. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Apparently it was voted scotlands favourite word! in a recent poll Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 the cloak Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Who's the biggest sausage on the forum?Could you please thank your missus for noticing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 >:D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Dear Mr "The Cloak",How very dare you? Why don't you and your "missus" clear off. If you offend one of us, you offend all of us. Keef is one of the best forumites, balanced with a great sense of humour. A real friend.What are you like? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32383 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Prime the Batdog DM - he may be needed. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the cloak Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 Dearest "Dulwich Mum"I won't 'clear off' because i've spent sevreal hundred thousand pounds on buying a large property in this area.Congrats on your incestuous relationship with 'KEEF'.Dear Micheal,Stick yer 'Batdog' up yer arse, mine's already got a hamster up it and theres no room.TC Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMacGabhann Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Whatacompletearsethecloakis. . seriously Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I'm guessing our dear cloak actually wants to be friends, but doesn't want to appear vulnerable as underneath he's quite shy and anxious. Hence his cloak. ;-)He has produced a burger recipe as a kind of votive-offering?The random Keef insult came in the wake of two '*yawns*' on other threads, and a request for information on football so long as we only talked about what he wanted to talk about. He probably regrets it now, but thinks backing down is a sign of weakness and has decided to escalate instead, as that seemed to work when his mum told him off as a kid.It's all kind of attention-seeking stuff, he just needs a cuddle really.Come on, cloakie, tell us a joke (but not a nasty one):)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Wise words from our Singapore correspondant.Cloakiewannacuddle? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Gosh Mr Huguenot, you really are a commanding yet deep sensitive sort, despite your aloof manly exterior. How terribly attractive!*Places brick in handbag*Yes indeed Mr Cloak, I have something I would like to give you too... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 hmmm... let's review the clues:too tight to eat outrecently purchased a small flat in EDhides behind his 'missus'is jealous of keef's sausageI bet someone on this forum knows who lurks beneath the cloak? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Judging by the lateness of his posts I'd say he's a frustrated Sous Chef (signature dish - Toad in the Hole) working in a cafe somwehere in SE5 struggling to meet his mortgage payments and possibly being abused by Mrs (dagger?) for the lack of disposal income due to his aspirations to live in ED! Oh, nearly forgot, he also walks with a limp in his left leg and has a strange birth mark on his cheek.However, nice burger recipe, will give it a go if the weather holds. Got any more Cloak? Still time to redeem/reveal yourself. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMacGabhann Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 It has come to as pretty pass when im dishing out the insults and huguenot is the diplomat! Nice responses all ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/#findComment-32420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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