Christmas

[teddyboy23]

Sorry people Christmas as been cancelled this year.saw last night's world news reports.apparently Santa while in civilians clothes out walking with Mrs Xmas in Lapland.was badly injured when a speeding elf cyclist jumped a red light knocking Santa over.while laying injured on the ground he was then attacked by a rabid reindeer.which resulted in Santa losing part of his roasted nuts.a snowman who witnessed everything melted and died before he could give a statement to the fairy police .breaking news the cyclist has now been caught and will be sent on a elf and safety course. Merry Xmas.

[uncleglen]

be careful what you wish for...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2008/oct/29/weather-london

[Lynne]

Christmas lights going up in North X Rd. It's getting very near, obviously

[Jules-and-Boo]

My sister's invited a friend for dinner - who's a magician. Should be fun.