Disgusting behaviour

[Louisa]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/man-arrested-after-having-sex-with-parked-van-a3324961.html

It's funny you know, when I'm having a Friday glass or two of vino, I always end up reading up some of the most peculiar things. Fortunately this was not in ED!

Louisa.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Crikey. In his defence, he did pass out.

The story that disturbed me most this week was the woman who cut the heads off her two pet snakes, swallowed them and then regurgitated them. That's not the act of a well person.

[ed_pete]

Probably mistook the car for a Cougar.

[Salsaboy]

Saw some CCTV footage on Twitter the other day of a man going into a Porsche showroom and shagging the front grille of a car.

[Sue]

Well at least it involved no cruelty to the van.

I once saw a programme about a man in the States who married a horse.

I don't think they actually shared a bed, but .....

[TheCat]

I think the fact that he used the front grill, and not the exhaust pipe, shows that he cares for and respects the van...

[Sue]

:))

[rendelharris]

New twist on slipping a sausage under the grill, I suppose...

[malumbu]

Nothing wrong with this - there was a good campaign to use imgainative ways to pretest against Humvee's. Can't find the link though.

[lavender27]

was it this van?

[Loz]

ed_pete Wrote:

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> Probably mistook the car for a Cougar.

... or an Escort.

[AbbieP]

Ahh.. this is so hilarious! :D

[Lisa Taylor]

Oh that is brilliant, has made my morning LOL

I really feel for the van though : )

[Mick Mac]

Reminds me of Grace Jones "pull up to the bumper baby"

[BrandNewGuy]

Or "Trampled Underfoot":

"Automobile with comfort

Really built with style

Specialist tradition

Mama, let me feast my eyes,

Talking 'bout love,

Talking 'bout love..."