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Article in Guardian on Saturday highlighted case of two brothers who had not spoken to each other for ten years. Last time they met nearly ended up in a stand-up fist fight. There's a new book out claiming that sibling rivalry like that is pretty normal.


Me, I love my three brothers to bits.

I played at a wedding a while back, and towards the end of our set, during "Chelsea Dagger" a fight broke out on the dance floor, 2 guys rolling around on the floor punching each other.


I was later told by the groom, that they were brothers, and this happened every time they went for a beer together.

I had mates who were twin brothers and a bit, er, dodgy. One time one went and collected his twins wages off a building site and blew his dosh, another time one got stopped by the Police and said he was the other brother (thinking they were after him)and got knicked as they were after his brother. They were hours of fun but either best mates or killing each other.

Oh brotherly love!


This one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing.

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