lib dem leafleting

[davidh]

narnia:

you didn't ask a question, you just burbled. I did not refer to you sunbeam so myob

loz and bob and all the other communicants:

you guys are so much more worked up about what I did and when and the fact that I find the lib dems a bunch hypocrits than you are about them being complicit in the breaking of the law.

get a grip sunbeams.

I am now going out for a spot of real life.

[????]

Yeah, close the door on your way out

[????]

..this just reinforces the view of us ordinary...no let's change that to normal people...of what a bunch of maggots you political sorts are.

[Narnia]

The clue is in the question mark that looks like this ? Sunbeam!

[Brendan]

???? Wrote:

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> ..this just reinforces the view of us

> ordinary...no let's change that to normal

> people...of what a bunch of maggots you political

> sorts are.

Tell me about it. I wonder when the next one will be.

I?m waiting for the ?A Libdem just raped my Labrador? or ?Nick Clegg is a Satanist, I have proof? threads.

[silverfox]

Libdem leaflet found on moon ...

[*Bob*]

davidh.. come, let us stand together now - and sing the Polish national anthem..

A one-a, a two-a, a one-two-three-four..

Jeszcze Polska nie zginela,

Kiedy my zyjemy.

Co nam obca przemoc wziela,

Szabla odbierzemy.

CHORUS

Marsz, marsz, Dabrowski,

Z ziemi wloskiej do Polski,

Za twoim przewodem

Zlaczym sie z narodem.

Przejdziem Wisle, przejdziem Warte,

Bedziem Polakami,

Dal nam przyklad Bonaparte,

Jak zwyciezac mamy.

CHORUS

Jak Czarniecki do Poznania

Po szwedzkim zaborze,

Dla ojczyzny ratowania

Wracal sie przez morze.

[katie1997]

silverfox Wrote:

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> Libdem leaflet found on moon ...CAUSES SERIOUS PAPER-CUT INJURY TO ELVIS.

In-depth details to follow.

[ruffers]

The Daily Mail headline generator has been Nick Clegg-ified...

COULD NICK CLEGG SCROUNGE OFF HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

WILL NICK CLEGG GIVE THE CHURCH SWINE FLU?

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

[Loz]

That's brilliant ruffers. I think it truly got to the very spirit of this OP with the awesome:

COULD NICK CLEGG TURN COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY GAY?

[Loz]

Loz Wrote:

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> So who did *you* report it to? (Since you asked

> the leaflet deliverer about his pay, and knew that

> 'steps are being taken'.)

I notice DavidH that you neatly sidestepped this question. Is the answer too embarrassing, perchance?

[Brendan]

I?m interested in which political option this fellow advocates. You know, keeping in the mind the attitudes towards things like minimum wage and the status of immigrants.

[Siduhe]

Loz, I see yours and raise you, "IS NICK CLEGG IMPREGNATING YOUR PETS?"...

[reggie]

If they were under 21 then they were paid above minimum wage

7 hours times ?4.83 is (not much) but is still ?33.81

Did you ask their age?

[James Barber]

I can categorically state no paid delivery of East Dulwich ward Lib Dem literature.

Its all been delivered by really kind helpful volunteers and the candidates including Jonathan Mitchell.

We're all experts on how horrid vertical letter boxes, dogs that head butt the front door, low down letterboxes really are. We find gates with a spring that make a rackets after 9am when after a hards days work at the regular job we're trying to catch up with our deliveries without disturbing people are alarming.

Paying for deliveries mean you have less money for printing and staying within the election limits. You also have to raise the money which for Lib Dems means relatively small donations from members.

Now, what do we suppose Lord Ashcroft's multi millions has all gone on?

Tess Jowell has a slight ?20,000 pa advantage in the form of her MP's Communications Allowance + free postage and packing for letters to remind people she once replied to a letter from someone.

Apologies for grumpiness. I'm exhausted from delivering election leaflets.

[KD]

Loz Wrote:

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> That's brilliant ruffers. I think it truly got to

> the very spirit of this OP with the awesome:

>

> COULD NICK CLEGG TURN COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY

> GAY?

Why don?t you and ruffers get a room.

[Loz]

Why don?t you and ruffers get a room.

Cool. Nice to see the new local nutter is not going to be a one-thread wonder. Stick around Kev - you're entertaining, if nothing else.

Hang on a moment - is this *really* KD? First, not slavishly haunting his own thread and then he comes on here and forms a complete sentence, properly spelt and punctuated. I smell a rat!

Oh, hang on... the question mark missing. It's KD. Phew.

[KD]

Loz Wrote:

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> Why don?t you and ruffers get a room.

>

> Cool. Nice to see the new local nutter is not

> going to be a one-thread wonder. Stick around Kev

> - you're entertaining, if nothing else.

>

> Hang on a moment - is this *really* KD? First,

> not slavishly haunting his own thread and then he

> comes on here and forms a complete sentence,

> properly spelt and punctuated. I smell a rat!

>

> Oh, hang on... the question mark missing. It's

> KD. Phew.

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I see you like quoting out of context as well, so for the rest of the reader.

Loz Wrote:

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> That's brilliant ruffers. I think it truly got to

> the very spirit of this OP with the awesome:

>

> COULD NICK CLEGG TURN COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY

> GAY?

Why don?t you and ruffers get a room.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I see James Barber has addressed your problem directly KD and yet teh two posts you has written since ignore him

Odd considering your complaint on another thread is they neither read nor respond to your emails

[Loz]

I see you like quoting out of context as well

... says the writer whose standard offering is to needlessly quote a couple of screenfuls of text just to add a humourless non sequitur at the bottom.

[silverfox]

Anyone else suffering from withdrawl symptoms?

Not a single Libdem leaflet through the door today and no sign of any oppressed, underpaid Poles either.

[sophiesofa]

I stepped over one this morning - didn't stop to read it but it was orange

[Michael Palaeologus]

I got a ballot card through the post a few days ago - was addressed fully and looked official .. apart from the Labour Rose and the photo of Mad Hetti on the top. The instruction on the ballot card was to report to the Labour Party representative on arrival at the polling station. WTF?

[ryedalema]

Ah - I got a 'Good Morning' one from the Lib Dems. I wouldn't mind but it's a bit hazardous first thing in the morning while carrying newborn bleary-eyed down the stairs to find unexpected paper (banana skin-esque) on the wooden floor.

No diff to all the pizza/curry menus though so not a deal breaker...

I'm going to feel sooo unpopular tomorrow. I guess the result will give me something else to worry about though.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Had a bizarre one from somebody calling herself Patricia Knox. No idea what party she is standing for as it doesn't say on the leaflet and she's just having a go at the Mad Hatty which I can do all by myself.

Perhaps it's just an ego trip?