Welcome to Fu-Bar

[SeanMacGabhann]

Welcome to FU-BAR

When things get on top of you and the Ranch is full of relaxed people and the Quiet Room looking after the weary, THIS is the place to come when nothing will do but an angry drink, loud music, and a comradely nod of understanding

Barman - 2 Laphroigs please

[Jah Lush]

On of the finest Islay malt known to mankind...I'll have some that Sean. Can I light up in here too?

[SeanMacGabhann]

* nods understandingly *

[James]

What's on the jukebox?

[SeanMacGabhann]

* passes iPod to James *

"You choose your own but be a love and wait til Iggy finishes 'I Wanna Be Your Dog'"

[Jah Lush]

Yeah, coz we love Iggy

but help yourself James

lights Marlboro Red

settles in large settee and swigs from marvellous large Laphroig Sean has generously poured.

Hmm..thinks I like in here.

[SeanMacGabhann]

* wondering what's bothering the other 2 guys so much they have ended up in here *

[Jah Lush]

Winks knowingly at Sean

starts blowing smoke rings

sighs...just one of those days mate

[karter]

Fellas...Dont you know you are not allowed to smoke in here?!?!?

[SeanMacGabhann]

off-shore, karter, off-shore ;-)

[mockney piers]

Saunters in with enourmous havana Cohiba Robusto.

Pours a double Tanqueray Ten, with a large splash of tonic over some ice.

Perhaps a little Jane's Addiction next?

[SeanMacGabhann]

* Hums "walk right thruuu tha' door" as he leaves work (in another dimension) *

[James]

Wot no TATU on your iPOD? Pah!

[mockney piers]

Just for you James

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,7146,25327#msg-25327

[James]

Aw, thank you!

[citizenED]

*Bl**dy PCN's, bl**dy Final Reminders, blasting DOG SH*T on the sidewalk, flaming inconsiderate women breastfeeding in public, screaming smoking bans, piffling computers crashing, damned workmen leaving nails-not-driven-home-properly-on-which-one-has-just-caught-one's-toe.... what a morning. - inserious need of some FU time...* A Laphroig please Sean, and make it a double.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I'm feeling much rejuinated myself after yesterday's visit to the FuBar citizen - hopefully it'll work for you too

10 year or 14 year Laphroig? - silly question

* pours a tot and hands bottle to citizen *

[Jah Lush]

Good to get it off your chest Citizen

and while you're at it

I'll have a large one too

Right! Lets have the Pistols on.

reaches for the iPod and whacks on Anarchy For the UK

[SeanMacGabhann]

Good shout Jah - proper Irish band...

[Jah Lush]

Oh I wouldn't go that far but Johnny's sure proud of his roots

Anyway I can't seem to stop pogoing

have I slipped into a time warp?

Is it 1977 in here?

Someone help me or get me another drink ah!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Let's combine JOhnny with something a SHADE moe modern

* sticks on Leftfield's Open Up *

Burn Hollywood Burn...

(it's all about the venting in here!)

[Jah Lush]

Brilliant! Top choice Sean

wey hey! 90s rave up

got any disco biscuits?

[Keef]

*Throws ipod in the bin, and puts on scratchy vinyl of Black Sabbath*

*Leans against wall, but it's dripping with sweat*

I like this place

*Bumps in to someone, but what with this strobe, can't see who it was*

*Makes way to bar and screams order to the fit barmaid above noise of 70's rock legends!!!*

[SeanMacGabhann]

* ah so you noticed her too Keff?? *

[James]

Are you looking at me!?