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Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I suspect you are being offered a few fireman's

> hoses by Miss Hope for your work Brum.

>

> Tell me that is not true....



Ha ha - my cross-post was quite timely! In answer to your question, Mick... if only!

brum Wrote:

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> Mick! I would never have guessed that. I already

> knew about Sean.




Sean has the power to delete posts. If he has a girly hiss fit...


I'm glad ypou would never have guessed Brum.


That's cos I'm a bloke......awight


enuf

brum Wrote:

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> Ah! To smell inside Hope and Greenwood,

> Or to taste it as Woof would...


Brum


Stop , my will is wilting ( see I nearly said "willy" there ) and if missus W**F catches me flirting with Miss Hope, with her marzipan drawers....


Well I'm for the high jump ( believe me the bar is set very high this time )


I love your poem, it made my teeth ache with joy



Tell, do you think she sleeps on a giant pink marshmallow ? her bedside lamp, a huge fizzy flying saucer & when she gets up she has a pair of slippers made from those "sweet shrimps" hollowed out for her dainty feet


Do you, I know I do.....Oh Miss Ho.....



*slap slaps own face*



OH STOP ME NOW FCOL






W**F



"Over the counter laid beautifully bare"


( oh dear & blimey, I've just spilled "brasso" everywhere )

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> woofmarkthedog Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> ( oh dear & blimey, I've just spilled "brasso"

> everywhere )

>

> Woof is that a Derek and Clive reference by any

> chance? Just ages since I heard that hilarious

> sketch. So wrong!

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Lb


It sorts the wheat from the chaff it were


Yes Derek & Clive indeed


Remember the "Horse race"




Love that



W**F

Huguenot Wrote:

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> I genuinely wanted to know if she delivered to

> Singapore.

>

> Confectionery here is crap, and those midget gems

> shots got me going.



I don't doubt you Huguenot. My comment was aimed at Woof who has been rather naughty on this thread, even for him, and at Brum, for suggeting some kind of love rival situation. Again, rather naughty.


I tut in their general direction.

I too...


..went in there today "hoping" for a taste of the delicious Miss Hope


Sadly she wasn't to be seen, let alone "licked" ( or she hid under the counter ) either way I bought some " lick-orice comfits " as a substitute


Now if "she " is half as tasty........



"I'LL BE BACK......"



W**F


* sniffs bag *

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