Jenny Agutter

[Mick Mac]

no cigar?

[woofmarkthedog]

No...

But I'm "havana" good time

*boom-tish*

Ehhh mickey ?

W**F

[Mick Mac]

eh lad

White Horse walks into a bar and says I'll have a whiskey please...

Barman: We have one named after you....

White Horse: what ... Fred?

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!BgsrWcgBGk~$(KGrHqEH-EEEsL(4sNOvBLGUMEmsMQ~~_35.JPG

"Boom tish" - if its a competition for crap jokes - count me in.

[woofmarkthedog]

Horse walks into a Bar

Donkey, serving behind the bar asks

What you having ?

"A light ale " says the horse

The donkey picks up the glass , pours the ale

Says to the horse " Eeyore then"

As he passes the drink over.....

W**F

* goes out to re-scrape the barrel*

[TheArtfulDogger]

Woof

I hope when you meet Jenny you take Jonny with you :))

[Mick Mac]

Ireland circa 2010.

Young boy sits by the roadside, next to his half dead mother, who lies in the road following an RTA (road traffic accident.....)

Local man runs up to scene of the accident

Local man says to boy: Your mother may die, should I call a priest?

Young boy: Eh no thanks mate - sex is the last thing on my mind at a time like this.....