Nuclear Proliferation

[woofmarkthedog]

Ok...

W**FS EE-ZZ GLOBAL SAFETY SURVEY.TM

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How many of those "Nuclear Bombs" does it actually take to blow the world as we know it, into a "Katillion" bits

One or two Thousand ☐

One or Two dozen ☐

Yes please x 2 with fries ☐

Russia & America have cut theirs WMD to around 1500 each ( is that true ? )

No ☐

No ☐

Not yes ☐

Does it actually make the world safer

No ☐

No ☐

No no ☐

Or is this "spin, spin " as it were ?

Yes ☐

Yes ☐

Opposite of No ☐

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In the event of global NUCLEAR MELTDOWN

I would ( complete the phrase )........

A. ....... my own Mother with an axe

B. Kill the neighbors cats because my..........said so

C. Meditate & then............my own Mother with an axe

D. only be laughing in the face of.......

W**F

[Jah Lush]

The President is pushing all the buttons in a giggling fit.

[HAL9000]

3000 nukes is more than enough to extinguish most terrestrial life on the planet.

Modern nuclear warheads have a short shelf life because natural radioactive decay makes them unpredictable and/or unstable.

The warheads, known as 'pits,' have to be removed from missiles, dismantled, molten down, reprocessed (i.e. purified from fission products), reengineered and reassembled - a very expensive and dangerous process.

Economic reality has probably encouraged both sides to adopt a more cost-effective policy of MAD'ness.

[woofmarkthedog]

Yes...

I thought so , thankyou HAL

But still, blown to a "Katillion" bits though

Oh & how many "Quitillion, Pitillon, Trillion" Dollars are they better off ?

(Like it makes any friggin diffo)

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W**F

[TheArtfulDogger]

Woof

All this talk of doom and death is making me realise how pitifully short our lives really are

It is making me more and more depressed

I'm off to Sainsburys car park to see if anyone wants to share their love for life with me

[woofmarkthedog]

Sainsbury's

Then what ?

W**F

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

He's going to huff and puff.

[woofmarkthedog]

I...

Do....

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If he asks me this time

W**F

[TheArtfulDogger]

oh dear

I for one don't (well not unless you are in a ford capri 2.0L and wearing a paper bag on your head dearie)

[woofmarkthedog]

You Bast*rd

I'm leaving....

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W**F

[TheArtfulDogger]

Lord above

it wasn't me guv, you have mistaken me for someone else, I didn't touch her at all

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[matthew123]

Perhaps the number of nuclear weapons required to knock out the enemy (putting it mildly) takes into account what percentage of those weapons may fail, in a worst case scenario, due to factors such as missle defence systems, technical problems, people refusing to press button & espionage.

[katie1997]

> How many of those "Nuclear Bombs" does it actually

> take to blow the world as we know it, into a

> "Katillion" bits

You'd need at least a quatzillion of em.

> Given that Russia & America have cut theirs to

> around 1500 each ( is that true ? )

Dunno.

> Does it actually make the world safer

Probably not.

> Or is this "spin, spin " as it were ?

Probably.

PS. One of those handy "WOOF Multiple Choice Survey" thingys would have come in useful here...for those of us that don't know the answers.

[ruffers]

You'd need a Brazilian.

[katie1997]

..are we talking about proliferation or non-proliferation here? Just thought I'd ask.

[woofmarkthedog]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> ..are we talking about proliferation or

> non-proliferation here? Just thought I'd ask.

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Hair..

well then the lack of it

Whilst you recover from the "Brazilian"

Read my edited OP survey

*Oooooo eyes water*

W**F

Poor pussy !

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[katie1997]

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I did the survey - its 'D' btw.

*Must dash, toodle pip*

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