Phil Jupitus

[steveo]

Is a profoundly unfunny man. Never made me laugh, not once. Just a whiff of desperation.

He is currently proving how good a DJ Danny Baker is by standing in for him on BBC London

[Jah Lush]

Facking hell Steveo! You've turned into our radio corresspondent. You'll be on Desert Island Discs next.

[Brendan]

He?s funny ?cause he?s fat.

[Jah Lush]

He's got a good "fat" face for radio.

[Brendan]

That?s probably why he isn?t funny on the wireless. You can?t see his podgy face with it?s tiny caterpillar of facial hair that worms its way around his mouth.

Oooh get me giving it all that with the bitchyness.

[steveo]

Desert Island

Manic Depression - Jimi

Strawberry Fields - The Gods

Paint it Black - The other Gods

Immigrant Song - Zepp Gods

What Time is Love - KLF

Welcome to the Pleasuredome - Frankie

Eternal Prayer - J Zoney Mix - OBX (me)

See Emily Play - Floyd

[Brendan]

Dessert Island

The Slim - Sugar

American Pie ? Don McLean

Strawberry Fields - The Beatles

Brown Sugar ? The Rolling Stones

Candy Rock Store ? Led Zepplin

Cherry Pie ? Warrant

Tapioca Tundra ? The Monkees

Big Cheese ? Nirvana

EDIT: Because while copying and pasting directly from steveo is easy I decide on reflection not to deify the Beatles.

[mockney piers]

What with the spate of RIP threads I assumed Phil Jupitus was dead. Ho hum.

[Jah Lush]

That's probably wishful thinking Mockney.

[SeanMacGabhann]

There's not liking someone and being wilfuly nasty - I can't imagine any reason I would want any C list celeb DEAD

sheesh

[Brendan]

What about that woman?

[flapjackdavey]

He's never made me laugh . infact hardly any of those idiots they trot out on those panel shows make me laugh .... Paul Merton is probably the exception .

[Jah Lush]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> There's not liking someone and being wilfuly nasty

> - I can't imagine any reason I would want any C

> list celeb DEAD

>

> sheesh

I wasn't wishing anyone dead. It was a (lousy) joke Sean. Sheesh yourself.

[Narnia]

Being a vegetarian I always thought 'sheesh' was some sort of kebab but I can't be certain.

[RosieH]

Mmmm, kebab.

I'll wager old Phil's enjoyed a large doner or two in his time.

[Brendan]

Is that a euphemism?

[HonaloochieB]

I wouldn't arse myself to actually watch a programme he was on, but on the occasions I channel-flick and see something he's on I find him amusing, if not, downright funny.

I could not be more patronising if I ruffled his hair, plucked his plump cheeks and gave his nose an affectionate tweak.

I probably couldn't.

[flapjackdavey]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Mmmm, kebab.

>

> I'll wager old Phil's enjoyed a large doner or two

> in his time.

what a gross image .:(

[Lord Sornoff]

Quite so, flapjackdavey. I've come across this bumptious fellow on the television and I can't help but picture the porker tucking into the takeout with such enthusiasm that it may appear to a passer by that he's washing his face with a piece of Pitta bread.

That's oiks for you, I'm afraid.

[woofmarkthedog]

He sounded..

Erm.... what's the polite word for "Fat, lazy & out of his depth"

Oh yes "Big" & " errr..Lazy " today on 94.9 FM

When is "The Big man " Danny Baker back ? ( so I can take this stick out of my eye , as it were...)

W**F

[steveo]

and another thing, where does he get off fronting the Blockheads? Fantasist tosser. Maybe the Clash should get back together so he can be fat Joe.

What would Dury say?

F*ck off Noddy.