Miss.East Dulwich

[Lisby90]

i think we should have one (:

what do you think?

incase you dont know what it is

its a beauty contest to find the prettiest person in east dulwich

and we could have one each year

[Horsebox]

Great idea.

Then the winner could go on to challenge Misses Pecknarm, Nunhead and Camberwell Etc for the title of Miss South East London and so on and so on.

Could be held in The Castle, they have a spacious stage area or the upstairs room is for hire.

[Mick Mac]

Sounds good. Can I be a judge?

[Lisby90]

that sounds great

and im sure lots of women and girls would get involved

and it would be a social event (:

[Brendan]

Only if you dye your hair and get an earring.

?and a spray tan.

[Lisby90]

i dont know how we would decide on the judges

[Mick Mac]

Lisby90 Wrote:

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> i dont know how we would decide on the judges

Its ok - I have already decided.

[Lisby90]

lol

i hope it will happen then , i would love to take part

[*Bob*]

I'll judge the arses and Brendan can do the tits.

Sean likes animals, children and world peace so he can do 'personality'.

[Horsebox]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> > i dont know how we would decide on the judges

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> Its ok - I have already decided.

And by default as the first person to respond, I am also a judge.

Do we get free Guinness for our efforts?

[Mick Mac]

Lisby90 Wrote:

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> lol

> i hope it will happen then , i would love to take

> part

Something tells me Lisby might be a bit of a looker.

[*Bob*]

I'm a looker as well.

[Horsebox]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> I'm a looker as well.

I've always had you down as a bit of a voyeur, *Bob*.

[*Bob*]

Sorry, I mean a lecher, not a looker.

[*Bob*]

How would we spread the scoring out?

Say each piece of meat can score a standard maximum of 100 points, how would that divvy-up?

I say 45 on arse, 35 on tits, 15 on legs and 5 if she owns her own home. Perhaps with an optional 5 point bonus if she 'looks dirty'.

[RosieH]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> > i hope it will happen then , i would love to

> take

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> Something tells me Lisby might be a bit of a

> looker.

Something tells me Lisby might be a man

[mockney piers]

Or a wolf?

[RosieH]

innit

[Mick Mac]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

> > Something tells me Lisby might be a bit of a

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> Something tells me Lisby might be a man

Can't trust anyone on this forum these days. Is everyone a wolf?

[Narnia]

Do I have to be excluded from the panel cause I'm vegetarian?

[Narnia]

Lisby90 Wrote:

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> lol

> i hope it will happen then , i would love to take

> part

As a qualifying question Ms Lisby, what would you say your assets are? Physical or monetary will do, both preferably.

[mockney piers]

Ahem; I gather our lisby is the real deal, in no way affiliated to those who would huff and puff a house down. Apologies.

Back to that beauty contest then....

[Lisby90]

ok a couple of things

first - i am a girl

second - if it happens we should do a starting round and it will be judged on apperance and personallty

and i think we should get a blind person to judge! becaus they wont go for looks :D

[*Bob*]

milk and two sugars, please love

[jimmy two times]

I vote for Declan once he's had his roots done.